WHY HELLO! My name is Kennan. I
run this Carnival.
I'm a Buddhist. But I'm also God. I'm a bitch. And I'm also proud. I
have a severe ego problem. I like top hats and clockwork. I admire
Goth/Gothic people. I'm taken by a wonderful girl named Hannah. I am
her boyfriend. And yes, I'm a girl. If you have a problem with that,
go fuck yourself with something hard and sandpapery. I don't like
animals. They have lice and they stink and they bite. I'm sarcastic,
and I try to hunt down irony to make you giggle like a fat toddler. I
have an enormous fucking scar on my lip. I swear like a sailor. I want
to go to England. I have a slightly unhealthy obsession with Isaac
Newton, the Bubonic Plague, and the history of England. I believe
Alan Rickman is a vampire. I have a mulitiple personality disorder.
My body is like a toothpick. I'm a pervv. I hate the Twlilight books,
emo kids, people who assume I'm constantly pippy and happy, Eddie,
Ambercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, and people who can't take a
joke. My favorite color is gray. I like to say "fook". I don't dress
like some Lolita Doll, and I don't wear Abercrombie and Bitch. I
dress like a NORMAL person. Try it some time. I hate the Disney
Channel. I fluently speak Cogney. I am an all-American she-hick. I
prefer rainy days to sunny ones, I like cool weather, the color gray,
morbid things, Edgar Allan Poe, Johnny Depp, Crows, Ravens, most types
of birds, the Joker, a tall, thin, speckled, and perfect boy named
Chris, gay people, Beetlejuice, show tunes, singing, and dancing.
You're not a fucking vampire, or a neko. So stop trying to tell me
that you are. Like everything else on the top-bar of my profile, I
lied. I'm not 14. I am 12 years of age. The little bear-thingy that's
playing music has a name. I named it Valerian, after my real teddy
bear. I named Valerian, my real teddy bear after my biggest fandom
ever. I'm afraid of being raped, old men, Boy George, Jeffree Starr,
Boy George, the Penguin, Slipknot, and I have an abstract fear of ink
poisoning. If someone took away my music, I would drop dead. I'm one
of those insane people who eat everything with a fork and knife. I'D
TAP THAT.

I love Hannah.
And it's not like I'm not insane, head
over heels, nearly in love with that tall, darling, pale, beautiful
voiced, curly haired, perfect, speckled, weird, funny, thin,
charming, beautiful, only guy who can make me laugh, boy named
Chris.



 My photograph has been
removed from my profile, due to being sued for my photo breaking
someone's monitor.
   


What the hell.