THIS IS A TRUE STORY (more or less )

There was a girl, wearing pink polka dots and pigtails, riding a red tricycle.
 
Her brother snuck up on her and said, "Tipperware - Tupperware,  Turnip Truck, Sis - BEWARE!"
 
Just at that moment, a Turnip Truck rounded the corner. The driver heard the chant and at the last second saw the
brother in the middle of the street, 
cut the wheel and wrecked into a tree and turned over, suffocating the girl and her very stupid brother under a ton of
turnips. 
The Turnip Truck Driver cursed the day he got his license, and became a flaming psycho.
 
Because you have read her brother's chant, you too will be suffocated by midnight tonight by the Psycho Turnip Truck
Driver, 
under a ton of turnips overturned on your head while you lay in your bed, unless you replace any other dire chain
letters in your profile, kupipage, or club for this one, 
and post a picture of yourself in pigtails and pink polka dots (a drawing OK)

v Me with turnip dressed in pink pokeadots v