Hello there! Come in. I'm that little corner of the web hung with pink
drapes. Come in, you shouldn't just stand there in the rain and get
soaked to the skin. It's pretty warm in here and I never bite! At
least, not hard enough to hurt. Have a flump - you're in the intranetz
now, no need to watch your weight. It'll all go onto the bottom of
your computer instead.
And who am I?
Hello there cupcakes, I'm me. Have some candy-floss, it's on the
house. You'll love it - it's pink and fluffy and sweet. I think this
candy epitomises how I want to be. I'm quiet, shy, loud and outspoken.
I can do all this at once because I'm a walking contradiction. I grew
up around books, and my love of them was kindled from an early age.
I'm a pretty awesome person to know.
I'm constantly on a sugar high - just keep reaching, we'll all find it
eventually. It'll be a treasure trove of awesomeness, and everyone
will be restored to peace again for the first time in years. Settle
down. Would you like some cocoa? Let me tell you a story.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She loved sugar and sweet things and went about her day as happily as
she could, trying to keep a smile on her face even when she put salt
in instead of sugar. She was different - but she was awesome.
That was me - at least, as me as I can make it. Drop a line - I'm
happy to hear from you.