Clare: (cries) Is he really my dad????
Me: .... -_-;;

(My favorite) 
(Peter flicks water at our faces)
Raven: HEY!! That was my FACE!
Peter: I know!!
Raven: Yeah, your FACE knows!!!!
Peter: ........
Me: LOL!!!


Grace: (writes something on my French binder) There!!
Me: Um.....Grace?
Grace: Yah?
Me: You spelled French with a "K" 
Grace: Really?!?!
Me: Yeah....So it says "I LOVE FRENCK" 
Grace: Oh.
-_-;;

Anaya: (raises hand frantically) Mr. Dillon!!!!
Mr. Dillon: What is it??
Anaya: There's clothes in the desk ^^;; 
                       NEXT DAY~~~
Anaya: (raises hand frantically) Mr. Dillon!
Mr. Dillon: Yes?
Anaya: There's a note in the desk (trying to hide smile, hands it to him)
Mr. Dillon: (mumbling): Casey loves Alicia? Hmmmm.....(throws away) NOW THIS HYPOTENUSE........ 

Substitute: Now what's Newton's First Law?
Tyler: (raises hand) 
Substitute: Yes, the boy with the mohawk..........

Raven: I want my nummy Tyler

Peter: Taquitos!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raven: POOOOOOKKKKKAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Raven: (imitating Peter) My purple crayon!!!!!!!!!! AHA!!!!!

Raven: PETARD!!!!!!!!

Haaaaaaa. Me and my friends are retards, I already know that much......