Yo. I'm Slacky.
I'm cool.
Don't deny it.
See. I'm just too cool for you.
Yeah.
I'm a part time pokemon.
Slaky's My name and speed ain't my game
I'm a wicked awesome Slakoth and I show no shame
I'm really friggin cool though that it may not seem
I'm the friggin awesome fighter on your pocket-monster team.