Okay so this is how it goes you write Chuck Norris here and if things get to dull then
I'll post some more. First one!
There's no such thing as Global warming, Chuck Norris got cold so he turned up the sun.
Children check their closets for the Bogeyman.
The Bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
My friends most tons of these ^_^
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the
Chuck Norris can judge a book by it's cover.
Chuck Norris can dislike a status.
Chuck Norris's momma isn't fat.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to read books, he just stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
LMAO @ above
Chuck Norris can defeat a brick wall at tennis.
Hiding from Chuck Norris (: