My name is William Shakespeare. Call me Shakespeare- or the Bard of
I am an English poet, and playwright. I also do a little acting, on
I am widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language
and the world's pre-eminent dramatist.
I was born in a little town in England. My father and mother- well, I
don't wish to bore you.
I have a wife named Anne (whom I'm not awfully fond of), and three
children. Susanna, my eldest, and Hamnet and Judith, my twins.
My hobbies are quite obvious- Acting, Writing, etc. However, I also
specialize in wine tasting. I do not fill my lungs with horrid smoke-
unless it's marijuana.
Write me what ever you wish. I may or may not reply. It really all
depends on you.
- William Shakespeare.