First of all, fancy profiiles are so 2009...oh...shit.

I'm Courtney. I have nicknames. I love nicknames. So, make one up for
me, and I'll be your best friend.

I'm fifteen years old. Some might say I'm mature for my age. Others
might say I'm a child who needs to be locked up in a rubber room.
Talk to me and decide for yourself.

I live in Newfoundland, Canada, which trust me, isn't all that great.
You probably haven't even heard of it, which is probably best. I live
in a small community. Population : 400. 90% of those 400 are
extremely religious and over the age of thirty. If I had a choice, I
wouldn't be living here.

Speaking of religion, don't get me started. I'm a proud Atheist, and
if you try to convert me, I will literally laugh in your face, and go
back to my usual views.

I have blonde and blue hair that's long in the front, short in the
back. I usually spike it. I have blue/gray eyes that light up on
occasion. I wear black-rimmed glasses. I have my lip pierced. I wear
rainbow-colored bracelets that smack together so much you can hear me
a mile away. I wear tight jeans, high tops, a winter's hat in the
middle of the summer, and a studded belt 365 days of the year. I wear
Hannah Montana socks, even though I hate the bitch. I'm just immature
and not wanting to grow up. Whatcha gonna do about it? Verbally abuse
me online? Go right ahead.

I love writing. What? Well, I mainly write poems and fanfics. I'm
writing two at the moment. An Oliver Sykes/Bring Me The Horizon one,
and a John O'Callaghan/The Maine one. If you'd like to check them
out, just tell me, and I'd be more than happy to give you the link.
:3

I'm Spheksophobic. That means that I'm deathly afraid of
wasps/hornets. There was one in the truck one day, and I literally
almost jumped out of a moving truck. My mom had to stop and get out
and remove it for me. I was crying and laughing hysterically about
ten minutes after it was gone. I'm also Scotophobic, which means I'm
afraid of the dark. I don't know why, but I have to have at least a
little light at all times, or I get epic strange thoughts into the
sick little mind of mine. I also suffer from paranoia. I'll see
someone walking down the road, and I'll freak out and assume it's a
killer.

I fucking love Pokemon. I don't even care if it's for seven year
olds. The only time Pokemon has actually disappointed me was after
the first 150. I spend most of my time playing Pokemon on my Nintendo
DS and daydreaming about Ash Ketchum, because he is hella fine for a
cartoon.

Music. My life. What would I do if music didn't exist? Simple.
Nothing, because if it didn't exist, I wouldn't know what the hell
music is. Someone would be like "MUSIC" and I'd look at them as if
they were on meds. But I sure do love music. My favourite
artists/bands are listed below, in alphabetical order.

 
A-ha, The Academy Is..., Adam Lambert, Aerodrone, Agraceful, Aiden,
The Airborne Toxic Event, AKISSFORJERSEY, Alesana,
Alexisonfire, All That Remains, All Time Low, allBRITE, The
Almost, Amy Can Flyy, Anarbor, Anberlin, And Then There Were None,
Apocalyptica, Arise And Ruin, Armor For Sleep, The Arrival, Artist
Vs. Poet, As Blood Runs Black, As Cities Burn, As I Lay Dying,
Asking Alexandria, At The Drive-In, Atreyu, Attack
Attack!, Attack In Black, Audio Summer, August Burns Red,
The Autumn Offering, Avenged Sevenfold, Base Attack, Basshunter,
Bayside, Bear Vs. Shark, Bedlight For Blue Eyes, Before Their Eyes,
Benny Benassi, Between The Buried And Me, Big D And The Kids Table,
The Bigger Lights, A Bird A Sparrow, The Black Ghosts, The Blackout,
The Blackout Pact, Bleed The Dream, Blessthefall, Blinded
Black, Blood On The Dance Floor, Blue Foundation, Boys Night
Out, Boysetsfire, Breaking Benjamin, Breathe Carolina, Breathe
Electric, Bring Me The Horizon, Broken Social Scene,
brokeNCYDE, Bullet For My Valentine, Burden Of A Day, The Cab,
Cage The Elephant, Call The Cops!, Calvin Harris, Cartel, A Change Of
Pace, Chasing Victory, Children Of Bodom, Chiodos, Cinema
Bizarre, Cinematic Sunrise, Circle Takes The Square, The City Drive,
Cobra Starship, Coheed And Cambria, The Cool Kids, Crystal Castles,
The Crystal Method, A Cursive Memory, Cute Is What We Aim For,
DaCaV5, Daft Punk, Dance Gavin Dance, Danger Radio, The
Dangerous Summer, Darkest Hour, Dashboard Confessional, A Day
To Remember, Dear And The Headlights, Dear Juliet, The Devil
Wears Prada, A Different Breed Of Killer, Disturbed, Divided By
Friday, Dividing The Line, Dog Fashion Disco, Dot Dot Curve, Dr.
Acula, Drop Dead, Gorgeous, Dropout Year, Duck Duck Goose,
Dying Fetus, E For Explosion, EATMEWHILEIMHOT!, Eighteen
Visions, Electric Valentine, Eleventyseven, Emarosa, Emery,
Emmure, Enter Shikari, Envy On The Coast, Escape The
Fate, Evanescence, Every Avenue, Eye Alaska, Eyes Set To Kill,
Faber Drive, The Fall Of Troy, Fall Out Boy, Falling In Reverse,
Family Force 5, Farewell, Feable Weiner, Fear Before The March
Of Flames, Finch, Five Finger Death Punch, Flood Of Red, Flyleaf, For
Today, Forever The Sickest Kids, The Format, Four Letter Lie, Four
Year Strong, Framing Hanley, Freezepop, Freshman 15, The Friday Night
Boys, Fright Rangers, From Autumn To Ashes, From First To Last,
Funeral For A Friend, Gallows, A Girl A Gun A Ghost, Goatwhore,
Greeley Estates, Hadouken!, Handshakes And Highfives, Haste
The Day, Hawthorne Heights, He Is Legend, Head Automatica, Heavy
Heavy Low Low, Hellogoodbye, Henry Homesweet!, Her Demise My Rise,
Her Words Kill, A Hero A Fake, Hey Monday, The Higher, Hit The
Lights, The Holly Springs Disaster, Hollywood Undead, Hopes
Die Last, Hot Hot Heat, I Am X-Ray, I Haunt Wizards, I Killed The
Prom Queen, I See Stars, I Set My Friends On Fire, Idiot
Pilot, Imogen Heap, In Fear And Faith, In Flames,
Innerpartysystem, IWATCHEDHERDIE, iwrestledabearonce, Jeffree
Star, Johnny Truant, Journey, Jupiter Rising, Just Surrender,
Justice, Karate High School, Kate Nash, Kill Hannah, Killswitch
Engage, Kittie, Lacuna Coil, The Last Goodnight, Lights, Lights Out
Dancing, Living With Lions, LMFAO, The Lonely Island, Lostprophets,
Love,She Wrote, Lovehatehero, Low Level Flight, Lower Definition,
The Maine, Manchester Orchestra, Mariana's Trench, Matchbook
Romance, Mayday Parade, The Medic Droid, Memphis May Fire,
Metric, Metro Station, mewithoutYou, MGMT, Michael Jackson,
MILLIONAIRES., Mindless Self Indulgence, Miniature Tigers, Minus The
Bear, Miss May I, Modern Day Escape, Motion City Soundtrack,
Motionless In White, Mugshot, Muse, Mutemath, My American Heart, My
Chemical Romance, My Favorite Highway, My Favorite Pornstar,
Mychildren Mybride, Nearest The Positive, Necrophagist,
Nevershoutnever!, The New Cities, Nickasaur!, Nine Inch Nails,
Nirvana, Norma Jean, Oasis, The Offspring, Oh The Blood, Our Innocence
Lost, Our Last Night, Owl City, Panic At The Disco, Paramore,
Parkway Drive, Peaches, Peter Bjorn And John, Phone Calls From Home,
Pierce The Veil, A Plea For Purging, Plushgun, Priestess, Project 86,
Psychostick, Racing Kites, Radiohead, The Receiving End Of Sirens,
Remembering Never, Rise Against, The Riverboat Gamblers, Robert
Pattinson, The Rocket Summer, A Rocket To The Moon, Romance On A
Rocketship, Saliva, Saosin, Say Anything, Say Hi To Your Mom,
Scary Kids Scaring Kids, The Scene Aesthetic, School Boy
Humor, Scotty Vanity, The Secret Handshake, Secret Secret Dino
Club, Senses Fail, Set Your Goals, Sick City, Silverstein,
Silversun Pickups, Sing It Loud, Single File, Sky Eats
Airplane, A Skylit Drive, Sleeping Giant, Slipknot,
Smashing Pumpkins, The Sound Of Animals Fighting, Sparks The
Rescue, The Spill Canvas, A Static Lullaby, Stereo
Skyline, Stereos, Stick To Your Guns, Story Of The Year,
Straight Line Stitch, Strike Anywhere, The Strokes, Suicide
Silence, A Sunset Diary, Surrender The Dance Floor, Swimming With
Dolphins, System Of A Down, Take The Crown, Taking Back Sunday,
Tantric, Ten Second Epic, There For Tomorrow, This Providence,
Thrash Unreal, Thrice, Throwdown, Thursday, To Be Juliet's Secret,
Tonight Is Goodbye, Trivium, Two Tongues, Uffie,
Underoath, The Urgency, The Used, Vanna, The Veer Union, Veil
Of Maya, VersaEmerge, Watchout! There's Ghosts, We
Are The Ocean, We Came As Romans, We The Kings, The White
Stripes, The White Tie Affair, Winds Of Plague, The Word
Alive, You Me At Six, You, Me, And Everyone We Know, Your
Name In Vain, 1-800-ZOMBIE, 30 Seconds To Mars,
3OH!3

Television, television....
I'm a Gleek. Get over it.
I also watch The Office sometimes, along with Muchloud, Wild N' Out,
and High School Reunion. Not big on television, but if something
comes on that catches my attention, I'll watch it.

The few friends I have tell me I'm knee-slapping hilarious, but I
have a serious side, too. So, piss me off and you'll regret it. How
will you regret it? You'll regret it when you have a big hairy
ballsack rammed up your right nostril.

I guess that's it, folks. If you'd like to know more about this total
loser, click the message button, I'll be sure to message you back
unless you act like a total douchebag and ask me what I'm wearing.
I'm wearing a Spiderman costume, you dipshit. I'm always
wearing a Spiderman costume. I don't change. I don't shower. Ever.
Just kidding, you nobs! xD

Still wanna talk to me after I wasted ten minutes of your precious
life? HIT THAT MESSAGE BUTTON OR I WILL PERSONALLY COCKSLAP YOU WITH
MY VAGINA.