What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? Y-you realize that nighttime makes
up half of all time?
I’ve been here one too many times before. I have had numerous
accounts here. I’m here due to sheer boredom. I can already tell
that not much has changed to this cesspool of a place. Are all the
wannabes, tryhards, and sluts still active on this site? Jesus H.
Christ, how I miss those blond bimbos desperate to cyber and send you
nudes. Ya’ll know what I’m talking about. Damn, those were the
good ol’ days.
My alias is, Eustace Bagge.
I swear on my left nut, this is my last account. Or so help me dear
lord, I’ll get my left nut surgically removed and will feed it to
you. Yes, you the reader. The ignoramus reading my mundane profile.