Danny: Is that a barn? 
Dougie: Is it red? 
Danny: No. 
Dougie: Then it isn't a barn!

 

Harry speaking to THE WORLD: This ain't a war, anymore than a war between men
and maggots. Or, dragons and wolves. Or, men riding dragons, throwing wolves at
maggots.

Tom: What is this place? 
Danny: San Diego. This time, I'm 40% sure.

Hey there.

You're pretty cute. ;D

I LOVE YOU DOLL! <3

Dude off camera: Did you just stick your gum under my coffee table? 
Harry: [nervous] I don't know. 
Dude off camera: What do you mean, you don't know? You think you're at an
Arby's right now? 
Harry: You know what? I wish I was at an Arby's 'cause there's better food and
cooler people there! 
Dude off camera: [looks under the coffee table] Did you stick *all* this gum
under here? 
Harry: I don't know! Maybe you stuck some of it under there. 
Dude off camera: Yeah, actually, you might be right. 'Cause sometimes, when I
work a really long day, I like to come home and chew a huge wad of Bubblicious
gum and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee table! 
Harry: Bitch, I don't know your life!