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SHAAAVINGCREAM  
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 YOU'LL ALWAYS LOOK KEEN
I have a sad story to tell you It may hurt your feelings a bit Last night as I walked into my bathroom I stepped in a big pile of SHAAAVING CREAM be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen I think I'll break off with my girlfriend Her antics are queer, I'll admit Each time I say, "Darling, I love you" She tells me that I'm full of SHAAAVING CREAM be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen Our baby fell out of the window You'd think that her head would be split But good luck was with her that morning She fell in a barrel of SHAAAVING CREAM be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen My old lady died in a bathtub She died from a terrible fit In order to fulfill her wishes She was buried in six feet of SHAAAVING CREAM be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen When I was in France with the army One day I looked inside my kit I thought i would find me a sandwich But the darn thing was loaded with SHAAAVING CREAM be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen And now folks my story is ended I think it is time I should quit And if anyone of you feel offended Push your head in a bucket of SHAAAVING CREAM be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen



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relaxrelapse 24 Jul 11  
I'm sorry I wasn't good enough for you. See you in another life.
I also just realized I don't even know your name.
God, I need help.
 
SHAAAVINGCREAM 24 Jul 11  

Awh, I don't think I will be there! I plan on haunting people. Until they shave.

911 is a good source of heeeeeeeeelp. 
MY NAME?
I DON'T KNOW YOUR'S.
We were russian. lololol see wut i did thar?
lD
 
relaxrelapse 24 Jul 11  
You always loved the shaving cream more than me.
WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE?
 
SHAAAVINGCREAM 24 Jul 11  

BECAUSE. 
YOU HAVE A SLIGHT MOUSTACHE
AND EVERYTIME I SEE IT
I REALIZE YOU HAVEN'T SHAVED YET TODAY
AND YOU'RE NOT LOOKING KEEN.
 
relaxrelapse 24 Jul 11  
We're done. The shaving cream got in the way.
 
SHAAAVINGCREAM 24 Jul 11  

It's not my fault you didn't shave today. :l
 
relaxrelapse 24 Jul 11  
I LOVE YOU BABY.
 
SHAAAVINGCREAM 24 Jul 11  

UNF I LOVE YOU TOO.
just not more than my shaving cream.
 
relaxrelapse 24 Jul 11  
Oh fuck yeah.
 
SHAAAVINGCREAM 24 Jul 11  

Then it is settled. We shall wed and shave every day to always be keen!
Same with our many many many many many many children.
The whole neighborhood will be jelly.
 
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