Rowan Cardle = Fake name.
That means you can google or Facebook my name in your worthless spare
time, but you won't find my name, age, or face which you hope will
allow you to add me and ask to cyber because nobody in the real world
would do the real thing with you.
If that was harsh, I'm sorry. Except I'm not actually sorry.
I am a unicorn.
Meaning I am not person. So please, if you wish to send me stupid
messages, I will only presume you are a stupid person, and I won't
reply, therefore, again, it will be a waste of your time.
If you are a person, you can still message me, and if you're someone
who seems interesting, believe it or not I will actually hold a
conversation with you, add you as a friend and try and regularly talk
I can be quite random at times. For example: WEEEEE.
Which shows, no, I'm not as boring as the f word, and if you think I
am, please go away.
I swim, read (a lot), play piano, I can't really sit still and I have
fractions of different personalities in me, so I can be rude, ignorant
and honest, or friendly, nice and random at different times, depending
on how I feel.
If you think I'm boring, go away.
Or message me if you are of a rare species that is actually
I like to reblog and post pictures I find hilarious on tumblr.
You can follow me at: http://shewholovesfood.tumblr.com/