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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adam!
Adam who?
Adam if I do and adam if I don't!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adelia!
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards and we'll play snap!



Knock, knock 
Who's there?
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready. 
Knock, knock 
Who's there? 
Adolf Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way. 

Knock, Knock. 
Who's there?
I love. 
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me! 

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police. 
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes! 

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke. 

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Easter. 
Easter, who? 
The Easter Bunny. 

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anna. 
Anna, who? 
Anna nother Easter Bunny! 

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moira. Moira, who?
Moira Easter Bunnies. 

Knock, knock. 
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie, who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies? 

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who? 
Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage 

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary lee
Mary lee who?
Mary lee we roll along 

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles 

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who. 
Who who? 
Is there an owl in here? 

Knock, knock. 
Who's there?
Andy Green.
Andy Green, who? 
Andy Green grass grows all around, all around. 

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwane.
Dwane who?
Dwane the bathtub -- I'm dwowning! 
Knock, knock
Who's there?
A little old man who can't reach the doorbell 

Knock, knock 
Who's there?
Let us
Let us who?
Let us in and you will find out 

Knock, knock
Who's There?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!! 


Knock, knock
Who's There?
Gorilla
Gorilla Who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry. 

Knock, knock
Who's There?
Cow-go
Cow-go Who?
No, Cow go MOO!!! 

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree. 

Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!!


Knock, knock 
Who's there?
Max
Max who?
Max no difference 
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Police
Police who? 
Police let us in; it's cold out here. 

Knock, knock
Who's there? Tarzan
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever. 

Knock, knock
Who's there? 
Dishes.
Dishes who? 
Dishes me. 
Who ish you? 

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Eileen. 
Eileen who?
Eileen down to tie my shoe.
 
Knock, knock 
Who's there? 
Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias? 

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock. 

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sara
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house? 

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yule
Yule who?
Yule never know. 
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben. 
Ben who?
 
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supericniv says:   28 March 2007   594334  
so abitfunny!!!
Quennie_j28 cries:   28 March 2007   291461  
you such a ..........
‹Punk_Wanna-Be_Thug_Perpetrator› says:   28 March 2007   559533  
lol this is funny
 
Quennie_j28 says:   28 March 2007   429832  
Can you subscribe on my profile
sexxygirls sings:   13 April 2007   749412  
i loved them they were the best knock knock jokes ever
Quennie_j28 says :   13 April 2007   871335  
thanks....
 
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