Why are 2007 pennies worth more than 2006 pennies?


Answer:     One more penny

When is four half of five?


Answer: When its Roman Numeral : F(IV)E

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??

Answer: A river

What is full of holes but still holds water?

Answer: A sponge

What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man cannot hold it more than a minute?

Answer: His Breath

How could all of your cousins have an aunt who is not your aunt?

Answer: Your mom is their aunt

You have a dime and a dollar, you buy a dog and a collar, the dog is a dollar more than the collar, how much is the
collar?

Answer: A nickel, the dog cost £1.05

On my way to the fair, I met 7 jugglers and a bear, every juggler had 6 cats, every cat had 5 rats, every rat had 4
houses, every house had 3 mouses, every mouse had 2 louses, every louse had a spouse. How many in all are going to the
fair?

Answer: Just me. The others were coming from a fair

A man left home running. He ran a ways and then turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, ran the same
distance and turned left again. When he got home there were two masked men. Who were they? 

Answer: The catcher and umpire.