i live in New Jersey, and its cold.
i prefer when the weather is cloudy or
rainy and my favorite season is fall.
if you want to buddy me, message me first.
(i prefer hot young girls under the age of 16.)
I like to post your pictures on 4chan
This is the story all about how
my life got flip, turned upside down
So if you take a moment and sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the meme called pedobear
In west Neverland I was born and raised
Stalking on the playground is how I spent my days
Checking out max relaxing all cool
Playing with my balls outside of school
When a couple of kids were looking real good
Didn't check the offender registry in their neighborhood
I touched one little kid and her mom got scared she said, "I'm calling
the FBI on you sick pedobear"
So I whistled for a van but when it came near
the license plate said chan and there was a party in the rear
If anything I could say this van was a snare
But I thought, "Nah forget it, you can't catch a running pedobear"
I pulled out the girl who was seven or eight
and I yelled to the moralfags, "Yo homos, sage you later"
Looking at her crotch I got there before the pubic hair
She can sit on my bone because I'm the pedobear.