Hello! My name is Sam and I am 3 years old it just doesn't go down to
2004 and I can speak every language and I can do do algebra very good
and I don't need to go to infants school. Next year when I am old
enough to go to school, I will go straight to high school, well I did
these tests a few months ago and I got an A+ and my parents said I was
even smart enough to go to college and even university. My parents say
I am smarter than their 25 year old son. He is very jealous of me. And
get this, my great great grandpa is Albert Einstein! And I am spoilt
and have every games console in the world. I am a BRILLIANT drawer! I
have loads of friends! I learn't how to speak when I was 6 months old
and knew every word.

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I am also a brilliant movie actor and have been in millions of movies
and programmes. Here is a picture of my ugly 25 year old brother

Isn't he very ugly unlike me, I am more handsome than anyone and
people just coo and faint when they see me. I am dating lots of girls
at the moment!



I have 7 dogs, 20 fish, 14 cats, 8 rabbits, 3 lizards, 5 horses. I
can play every musical instruments and I have got signed guitars,
basses, drums and much more by loads of famous people. I have a
mountain bike with 56 gears and full suspension. I have cool shoes
like heelys, sketchers, geox and loads more. I have got a tv in my
room with sky plus. I have met Zac Efron and all the other high
school musical crew, McFLY, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance and
loads more celebs.