And also a side note to anyone else reading this...BE PREPARED TO BE DAZZLED. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"Waka waka waka nom nom nom..."
"Don't staple your butt!"
"You're killing me!"
"That sounded like a chihuahua fighting a lawnmower!"
"What the BBQ!"
"I'm coming for you!"
"What the fork!"
" Just say yaoi stands for "Young Academics on Ice" or something!"
" You're wrong! Stand in your wrongness and be wrong!"
Both best friends quotes:
Shai: Is that a TRAIN?!
Ai: No, Shylin. That's an electric guitar.
Shai: Can you buy me a drink? NO NOT LIKE THAT!
Ai: *confused* Huh? Wha-Oh. Got it. You mean for lunch?
Ai: An oil tank is-
Shai: I'm done.
Ai: Tall people love to play basketball.
Shai: Midgets do too.
Ai: Really? Like who?
Shai: *dramatic pause* Lexx.
Shai: I'm not an idiot like everyone else!
Ai: HMMMMMMMMMMM. *smirk*
Shai: Oh shut up.
"You can't make a snake look sexy!"
" A lawnmover!"
"I have to take it opp."
"Diamonds have cleavage?!" (Srsly. Yes they do. BUT NOT LIKE THAT.)
Here's some other quotes for your enjoyment. ^^
Kiersten: You know what my dad does for a living?
Jason: Your mom?
Kiersten: Well, no...well, yeah...but THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! *glare*
Jason: I am having Spinach class.
Kiersten: Turn your head upside down.
Cameron: It doesn't wam!
(Please note that when a stomach "wams", it's either grumbling or growling. But Cameron was talking about a scene in the
Jenna: My breast...er, I mean my BEST friend...
My science teacher who shall remain nameless because this IS the internet: Aurora Aiyana!
Calvin: Hey, are you free?
Ai: *thinks* WHAT THE HELL? IS HE HITTING ON ME?!
Bonita-who-has-a-major-crush-on-Calvin: *cough* Aiyana, why don't we leave now?
Bonita: *clearly pissed* HE'S MINE! DON'T TAKE HIM!!!
Ai: I. Wasn't. Planning. To. I have a boyfriend-
Garrett: *walks past lunch table* Congratulations.
Ai: *thinks* WHERE DID HE COME FROM?
Shai: O__o He comes out of nowhere!
Ai: Nah, he's just stalking me. GAWD. The number of guys hitting on me is INSANE.
Bonita: *glare. Clearly still thinking of Calvin.*
Calvin: *nonchantly* Do you want to go-
Ai: NO. *wonders why he's asking me out IN FRONT OF BONITA = = *
Calvin: -to the movies?
Bonita: Calvin, I hate you. = = *slap*
Ai: ^^ Haha.
Ai's English teacher: Let's be seating.
Ai's science teacher: Today I gave Savannah a grilling-
Jason: Was it medium or rare?
Ai's science teacher: Eh...rare. It was pretty short.
Austin (the object of Shai's affection): Ah! Fudge muffins! Ouch!
Jason: I love it when my dad gardens. He's like,"Jason, go get me my hoe", and I'll be like,"Dad, Mom's GONE", and he'll
be like,"Shut up."
Ai's mom: We'll have roast pot for dinner.
Ai's math teacher: Don't fart!
Nani: I want a concise answer. What is two plus one?
Nani: *pulls out camera and takes picture*
Ai: NALANI!!! =_=
Jess: What do you want? Huh? Huh? What do you want? You wanna go to the bathroom?
Ai: *Lmao* You wanna go have dinner Friday? xDD