I'm Courtney.Don't forget that shiz,cause you'll be screaming
it later.Just kidding.^^ I just always wanted to use that
phrase.



Yep,that's me up there.Sorry if your eyes bled,or you had
seizures.Please don't sue me.

So,I kinda fail with these "About Me" sections.So lemme tell
you what I can.I'm a pimp for a living.I'm pimping out maybe 3
hookers right now.I live in Canada,where it snows all year
round'.It's hard to get my hoes working when it's so snowy out all
the time.

 OKAY.So the above paragraph was a joke.Please tell me you
didn't take that shizz seriously.You can't take Courtney
seriously.Ever.She's never serious.Ever.Kay.My name is Courtney.We
already cleared that up.I'm 14 years old.My birthday is March
20th[Hint hint].I have naturally blonde hair(It's kinda brownish now)
and blue eyes(They look really gray).I wear glasses,just not in
pictures.I live in Newfoundland...please.No Newfie jokes. D:
Newfoundland = small island on the edge of Canada where barely anyone
goes.It's where everyone gets drunk and talks like they're mentally
retarded.Youtube Newfie. xD Anyway,I'm an exception.I'm the coolest
Newfie you'll ever meet.HAHAHAHAH.ANYWHO.My hobbies...jumping out
windows,sniffing Glade air fresheners,looking into flashlights and
going blind,sitting on chairs,ROFLing,typing in "porn" on
google,wetting the bed,combing my milk moustache,and of
course,reading "How to have sex" books.I also like to blast my folk
music from my iPod and piss off neighbours. :] My skills are the
exact same as Napoleon Dynamite's.Am I single?Yes.Hit me up,babeh and
you might be able to get muh numbah.We can have phone sex just like
Chris Crocker does. :o Just kidding.But I am single,in case you were
wondering.My friends...I love you. :] This means you
Kylie,Olivia,Lucky,Morgan. <3 And I don't give shoutouts to
everyone,so feel special.But yeah,you rock.Couldn't ask for better
friends.And to everyone else I talk to on here,you're still
amazing.So yeee,hoes and pimps.Talk to meh and I might just love you
too. :]

LIKES;
Twilight;Hello Kitty;Rainbows;Guys with sexy hair;Polka
Dots;Shoes;Dr.Pepper;Eyeliner;Grillz;Beads;Scene hair;Edward
Cullen;Pizza;Chocolate;Big sunglasses;Belts;Nailpolish;Guitar
Hero;Puppies;Myspace;Skinny jeans;Music;Slushies;Nerds;Gloomy
Bear;Horror movies;My iPod;Wal-Mart;Hitler moustaches;Sunflower
seeds;Borat;

DISLIKES;
Bad hair days;Haters;Homophobics;Shallow
people;Girlicious;School;Turnip;Basketball;Whores;Homework;Donuts;Parents;Perverts;Old
men;George Bush;Attention
seekers;Violence;N008SP33K;Anorexics;Boats;Bugs;Canadian
Idol;Tans;Super hot days;The news;Bald people;Pimples;Buses;Hairy
backs;


Blessthefall <3
Brokencyde
Millionaires
Forever The Sickest Kids
Escape The Fate
The Medic Droid



21
Juno
Be Kind,Rewind
Urban Legend
The Butterfly Effect
Superbad


Twilight
New Moon
Eclipse
Breaking Dawn
Among The Hidden
The Outsiders

So,yeah.That's me.Message me if you want,letter me if you
want,kupichat me if you want(I probably will take longer to respond
on KupiChat,I almost never see the little arrow there)Got any
questions?Too bad,ya pedo.Haha,just kidding.Ask me anything.Except
for my underwear.Rock_Lee_,this means you,my friend.

I've got a few things you can contact me at.
Myspace --> www.myspace.com/rawrcourtney
Facebook -->
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=666775654
Msn --> chickaBAM@hotmail.com
Yahoo --> C0U4TN3Y4AW4@yahoo.ca
AIM --> BAMilovepickles
Stickam --> ninjadino
Habbo --> NinjaDino
Nexopia --> moosaystheduck

So bye.Get the fuck off my page now,please. [: