Sho Minamimoto
"So zetta slow!"
"Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon."
"FOIL! First, Outer, Inner, Last!"
"SINE! COSINE! TANGENT!"
"This mic is zetta sexy!"
"Attention all tasteless tetrahedra!"
"You zetta sons of digits!"
"The world is garbage!"
"You planning to erase them, or EAT them?"
"This is subtracting from my arts and crafts time."
"The world is made of numbers. All you have to do is find the right variables for your victory equation."
"You're out of your vector!"
"SOH CAH TOA!"
"Attention you ramen raiding radians! I insist that you make me a spirit!"
"Attention all Hectopascals! (It's X 2 die)"
"You factoring Yoctograms couldn't even solve a Z-level problem?!"
"Some Old Horses Can Always Hear Their Owners Approaching"
"Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally"
"What the factor?"
"Hey, who gives a digit?"
"iiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnfinityyyyy!"
"Awww... zetta shucks"
"Slabs of Ham, Celery and Horseradish, Tons of Asparagus!"
"Die, radian!"
"That statement is garbage! CRUNCH! I'll add it to the pile!"
"You're zetta persistent!"
"Why are we even here? I can think of a decillion better ways to spend our time..."

Neku Sakuraba
"I suppose you're an ass. All the time."
"Who the hell approved that costume? Dude's got a ram on his crotch!"
"(You want to be a Crayon Warrior?)"
"(Must...Resist...Emo...Urges...)"
"(Apparently he not only names things after Crayons, he EATS them too...)"
"(Stupid, Neku, stupid.)"
"Is it true steroids shrink your... Nevermind"
"You have a ramen doctor at your secret ramen base?"
"Yoshiya Kiryu...dick inspector extraordinaire..."
"NOOOOO! NOT THE HEADPHONES!!!"
"Haha, you're killing me. Oh wait..."
"Open up your senses."
"Focus."
"Sometimes i just feel so...emo. There I said it."
"Are you high!?"
"'Grim Heaper'"
"I know this is a bad time, but... Who are you and what have to done with Beat?"
"I know! I just need to think about the light of my life- my beacon of hope... My PURPOSE! TIN PIN SLAMMER IS MY
PURPOSE!"
"I feel epic..."
"Aah! Bad man! Mustn’t make eye contact… Ohh, please don’t hurt me!"
"I am not a... a spicy tuna roll!"
"You mean... you use that piggy as a weapon?"
"Full of fail, as usual."
"Freakin' Rainbow."
"Tin Pin Slammer is my purpose!"
"I think design traps with people like you in mind."
"It's like the junk mail from hell"
"d-down, froggie"
"Stalker" (referring to Shiki)
"The pig moves on it's own? What if it's possessed--waiting to pork-chop us in the back of the head?"
"Is this kid high?" (referring to Joshua)
"(He's a freakin' rhino.)" (referring to Beat)
"Screw you, I do what I want!"
"So he steals her color and now he's complaining about it?"
"(So he's not just some freak. He's a freak with good connections.")
"You`re an idiot. So start acting like one." (to Beat)

Shiki Misaki
"NEKU! I said I want to go SHOPPING!!"
"Your shorts. Take them off! I'll fix the button."

Yoshiya Kiryu (Joshua)
"Shut up and walk, dear."
"Dibs on the rainbow."
"I should be Pink, because Pink is love and a humanitarian like me loves people."
"You ACTUALLY brought in comics?"
"I think Green is having a stroke."
"Oh, so I'm up against an unnamed character?"
"Whatever keeps you happy Yellow.
Blue already has the emo position filled."
"Your face is priceless."
"I don't see how this is my fault. You're the one who refuses to call me Pink."
"Understanding other people isn't hard, Neku. It's impossible."
"Very impressive, Neku. Show those fifth graders who's boss."
"Actually, I should be gold, the color of wisdom."

Daisukenojo Bito (Beat)
"Come back when you grow a pair!"
"HELL yeah, that was TIGHT!"
"I ain't walking on thin ice, yo! Shibuya's too warm for ice!"
"uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh...meh."
"Uh...lessee, Reaper Spurt number 4 right?"
"Rhyyyyyyyyyyymeeeeee!"
"BWWAAAAHHHH!!"
"We don't got time for bats!"
"Brotha ain't a liar. Brotha's a ramen man. A ramaen man who can make curry!"
"There's a party in my mouth!"
"You show me a button, man, and I wanna push it!"
"Ooh! I call box holder!"
"Nggh.. The hell does this guy eat?"
"Is it..... push time?"

Yodai Higashi zawa
"Watch! I will turn this week's fracas into a fricassee!"
"The plates have been licked... Desert is imminent."
The proof is in the pudding. The pudding... of their doom."
"NOW WE'RE BOILING!"
"Time for a taste test!"
"Welcome to my kitchen!"
"We've pre-heated long enough!"

Uzuki Yashiro
"New Mission! Defeat the pissed off Reaper!"
"Who made today's mission for ages 3 and up!?"
"I'm off to listen to bands you kids have never heard of, and when they go major I'll be there to complain about how
much they've sold out!"

Combination
"You guys are... like, you ain't..." (Beat and Shiki)
"'Follow my lead!' 'Screw that!'" (Neku and Joshua)
"'The Beat is on!' 'Bring it!'" (Neku and Beat)
"'Work for you?''What do you think?'" (Neku and Joshua)
"'Another world awaits!''And you're going'" (Neku and Joshua)
"'Ready to die?''Then die!'" (Neku and Shiki)
"'Pick it up, Phones!''I'm there!'" (Neku and Beat)
"'Go Mr. Mew!''Get 'em piggy!'"(Neku and Shiki)

Mitsuki Konishi
"...No. I can see it comes quite naturally to you." (referring to Beat)

Misc. (those who don't need their own section currently or I don't know who said it)
"To write the countless thongs of...dammit!"
"Uhh, I'm not good with crowds... Crowds bring out those symbols- the weebers! I can see them everywhere! There!
Clinging to that guy's back- WEEBERS!!! Weebie weebie weebie..."
"F this ramen. F it to high heaven!"- Prince
"To right the countless wrongs of our day. We shine this light of true redemption. That this place would become as
paradise. What a wonderful world such would be."
"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as
they'll go" Hanekoma
"You'll just DIE! Har! Reaper Humour!"
"You can't wear that on top of that! Why? You just can't. Deal."
"Um, Villain? Screwing with you is my job."-Kariya
"You, sir, are fit to be high prince of the bunny realm."-Princess K
"Someday, my dream will find me."-Rhyme
"Like a bolt out of the blue, it's time for the Reaper Review!"