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Truly Proving Shit Happens

TAOISM – “if you understand shit, it isn’t shit.” HINDUISM – “ this shit happened before.” CONFUCIANISM – “confucius say ‘shit happens’ ” BUDDHISM – “shit will happen to you again.” ZEN – “what is the sound of shit happening?” ISLAM – “if shit happens it is the will of Allah.” SIKHISM – “leave our shit alone” JEHOVA’S WITNESS – “knock, knock. shit happens.” ATHEISM – “I don’t believe this shit.” AGNOSTICISM – “can you prove that shit happens?” CTHOLICISM – “if shit happens, you deserve it.” PROTESTANTISM – “shit happens, amen to that.” JUDAISM – “why does shit always happen to us?” ORTHODOX JUDAISM – “so shit happens, already” TELEVANGELISM – “send money or shit will happen to you.” RASTAFARIANISM – “let’s smoke this shit” HARE KRISHNA – “shit happens rama rama” NATION OF ISLAM – “don’t take no shit.” NEW AGE – “visualize shit happening.” SHINTOISM – “you inherit the shit of your ancestors” HENDONISM – “I love it when shit happens.” SATANISM – “sneppah this” CAPITALISM – “this is MY shit” FEMINISM – “men are shit” EXSTENTIALISM – “what is shit, anyway.” SCIENTOLOGY – “is shit happens, see Dianctics p.137.” MORMONISM – “excrement happens” (don’t say shit) BAPTISM – “we’ll wash the shit right off you.” MYSTICISM – “this is really weird shit.” VOODOO – “shit doesn’t just happen- we made it happen” DISNEYISM – “bad shit doesn’t happen here COMMUNISM – “let’s share the shit” MARXISM – “you have nothing to lose but your shit” CONSPIRACY THEORISM – “THEY shit on us!” PSYCHO-ANALYSIS – “tell me about your shit” DARWINISM – “survival of the shittiest” AMISH – “modern shit is useless.” SUICIDAL – “i’ve had enough of this shit” OPTIMISM – “shit won’t happen to me.” TREKHISM – “to boldly shit where no-one has shit before” SHAKESPEAREAN – “to shit of not to shit, that is the question” DESCARTES – “i shit therefore i am” FREUD – “shit is a phallic symbol” LAWYERS – “for enough money, I can get you out of shit” ACUPUNCTRIST – “hold still or this will hurt like shit” DOG – “I just shit in your shoe” CAT – “dogs are shit” MOUSE – “oh shit! a cat!” POLITICALLY CORRECT – “internally processed nutritionally-drained biological output happens.” EINSTEIN – “she is relative” FAMILY GATHERING – “relative are shit” MATERIALISM – “who ever dies with the most shit, wins” VEGETARIANISM – “if it happens to shit, don’t eat it” FATALISM – “oh shit, it’s going to happen ENVIROMENTALISM – “shit is biodegradable” AMERICANISM – “who gives a shit” STATISTICIAN – “shit is 84.7% likely to happen” HIP-HOP – “motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!” TANTRISM – “fuck this shit.” CYNICISM – “we are all full of shit” SURREALISM – “fish happens” WICCA – “you can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times”
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  Morphine_Shots — Page created: 16 December 2008
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‹ruthie .› says:   16 December 2008   423146  
‹AmyBeetch™› says:   16 December 2008   195663  
This is awesome x]
There should be something like Shitism or yeah.
Morphine_Shots says :   16 December 2008   315517  
lol it's this awesome poster I want to get for one of my friends

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