Dumb blonde: DO YOU HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT?!
You: No. I have a fucking Asian accent but I'm from Britain.
Anywho...how many times do you get asked that? I bet most people who ask that
are dumb Americans ;D
OMFG! EVERYDAY!! xD
Boy: Do you have a British accent?
Me: Noo!! I have a Italian accent but my parents HAPPEN to be British!! XD