*Sniff* Here's a little story I'd like too tell you about one of my most victorious days of killing one of the people I
absolutely, extremely, hatredly, DESPISE! It's Light. I now begin.
I was walking around the city due to the fact that I was on patrol, and then I kept hearing rumors that L got killed by
Kira. And then I thought,"That's it! I had enough of this Kira person! Nobody and I mean NOBODY kills L!!!!!!" So then i
made it my mission to kill Light or Kira and anyone involved with him. So luckily, I knew who, what, where he was so I
got my friend,Silverwolf, and snuck to his house. We knew Ruykk was there so we got an apple and tied it to a string to
the window where Ryukk can see it. When he saw it, hoo boy, was that shinigami flipping out! When he came out of the
window, Silverwolf threw the apple reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly
far. And Ryukk was stupid enough to follow it to wherever the heck it went. "That should keep him busy." said
Silverwolf. "Silverwolf, go find L and protect him at all costs." I said. Silverwolf obeyed me and jumped off that ninja
way she does. So then I went into Lights room. I didn't sneak in, I just went in casually. Light then asked,"Who are
you?" I forgot to think of a fake name so I just came up with,"I'm Lynett. Lynett Brooks." Good thing Ryukk wasn't here,
or else he and Light would've know that I was using an alias. Ke ke, all part of my plan. "Nice to meet you Lynett."
said Light. "You know, let's just cut to the chase." I said. Then I got out my weapon and started slicing Light up while
cursing my head off,"YOUR MOTHER IS A *BEEP BEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* DANIEL RADCLIFF*BEEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEEP
BEEP BEEEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEP*HIPPOPOTAMUS*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEP BEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*MICKEY MOUSE*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP*REPUBLICAN*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*SOUP*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP*IN A CASTLE
FAR AWAY SO NO ONE CAN SEE YOU*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* ALAKAZAM!!!!!!!!!!! and then he was dead by the time I finished
cursing. Luckily Silverwolf told me that L wasn't dead and was perfectly fine. So, mission accomplished!
And that was my victorious day!