You were sort of punk rock; I grew up on hip-hop, but you fit me
better than my favourite sweater and I know, that love is mean, and
love hurts. But I still remember that day we met in December.
So yeah, hi.
It's the worlds most ridiculous name but it's what
happens when hippies breed.
I'm no one special.
I love music, the ukulele is my passion.
I don't need a relationship, all humans need is sex.
So that's all I shall have.
I love to role play, mostly one-on-one
But I'll occasionally take part in the odd group session.
Sure, if you're literate.
If not? Fuck off.
I'm loud, rude and offensive, I really don't care.
It's what happens when you take a Brit out of her comfort zone.
Is that all?