The cool ones call me Arnold
I'm a sexy english gentleman in a tailcoat and a top hat
A monocle stuck over my right eye and a bushy mustache that's curly
I carry a sexy cane that's black with a silver handle shaped as a
badass kitten, theres a knife hidden inside, but you don't know that
cause I'm ninja that way.
I have a twin. Her name is Becca. I rent her pants den, cause
I am outrageously gay
If your a guy, and I think you're cute I'm not afraid to tell you so.
I'm a flirt, but don't take me seriously
because I'm taken, and I'm quite faithful to the one I love.
I am also pervy in the mind
but I don't cyber, because I'm faithful to my love.
I am a father, and a happy one at that. I love my daughter with all
For those that are curious or confused she was born of a surrogate
mother, whom volunteered to bear her for us.
And now for the part where I tell you what annoys me
I do not appreciate homophobic comments. This is pretty much obvious.
I am gay, and will stay that way for the rest of my life. It was not
decision I made on purpose, it's just who I am. Hating me and saying
mean things isn't going to magically change who I am. Wouldn't be the
first time someone tried and I can assure you it never put a dent on
I also do not appreciate being talked to about god.
Call me a hater or....whatever but it just annoys me greatly. You can
worship the guy all you want, but I'm pretty sure your worshiping
doesn't have to involve talking to me about it. Frankly I think its'
all a load of nonsense and I'm not afraid to tell anyone that.