Have you ever wanted to make friends with a crazy person? If so,
you've just found perhaps one of the worst megalomania cases in
Kidding. I haven't actually been diagnosed, but predict I will in due
time. My histrionic fits, my strange and destructive otherworldly
trances, have certainly won me quite a bit of attention. Sadly, I am
dubbed "drama queen" and "freak" by my peers. But nothing could ever
stop me from being who -- what -- I am.
I am LillyDotW, proud future dictator of the world, sole emperor of
Antarctica and Mars -- though this startling bit of info,
questionably, hasn't reached the media yet.
I'm also friends with mushrooms and a master of subliminal messaging
through many mediums.
Hi. Anyone nearly as insane as I am is invited to talk and be talked
to. Those with low levels of sanity as well as uniquely functioning
minds are also welcomed by me. The weak, the stupid, the indecisive,
the strong, the powerful, the content, the dreamers, the schemers, the
benevolent, the antisocial, and especially, the shamefully submissive,
may join my circle as a slave.
Please, do not ask for a political position or riches, as I am quite
greedy and not inclined to share -- unless of course relinquish onto
me your soul.
You wouldn't have much choice, really, as I plan to make everyone's
will mine and strip all of their dignity. Only the plants and animals
are shielded from my fury, and no one but me is shielded from theirs.
Oh, yes. I have the ability to communicate with unintelligent life
forms. And soon, you shall ALL be reduced to a pathetic neanderthal
quality. Exist in mercy of my sinister, impregnable power! Yes! Yes,
indeed will you beg at my feet, grovel in the presence of my fiery
whip. The lucky will be kept in cages for eventual use in my
beast-human mutation project, an ambitious endeavor to create weapons
out of beast and man, living and lethal.
And I will feed you peppery sawdust 'til the end of your days!
Join my ranks now and save yourselves from the savage and bloody
enslavement campaigns to be enforced in the future, when you least
I am also an aspiring writer=]