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Hey Kumiko here, and as a big sister to three brats (Hitomi doesn't count
because she's holding my goldfish hostage) and one on the way (Thanks to my mom and dad who decided they wanted another
kid on top of us) i've decided to use Hitomi's kupika account without asking to make a page like this, dedicated to
giving vital tips to other eldest siblings.
1. Baby pictures. You know they lurk on mantle pieces on shelves alike
(With the exception of my own that are buried two feet underground in a japanese farmhouse's garden) so why not xerox
them and use them to 'constructivley pursuade' your younger siblings to be your slave (It works, I know because I
currently have my 6 year old sister doing all my chores for me) Also if your sibling happens to really tick you off you
can always 'accidently' send off the pictures to the school newspaper.
2.Bathroom breaks. You know the feeling when you sit down for dinner and
your plate looks like it's been puked on, and how often younger siblings run off to the bathroom to avoid the smell, so
why not take advantage of this? simply scoop the unwanted slop onto your siblings plates and let it be their
More coming soon, send your own tips in to be added to this list!