Konichiwa, Ladies. I'm a pretty sugoi demon guy who likes to fly
through space in my magical blue box called a TARDIS. I spend my
holidays with my best kawaii friend Harry Potter at Hogwartz. And I
spend my summers searching for my one true waifu while fighting
against the evil demon lord Karapachi who lives in District 9. During
my free time I enjoy long walks in the park and epic battles in my
giant Mech. (By the way I have a pig named Sugoi-chan-Sama Terro-Sami
KamiKan the Pig.)
>Watch Out Ladies, this ones too sugoi for you to handle >_>
You bet your shiri little lady...by the way, this is Jessi-kun, my so
>You know it.
Let me tell you a bit about myself.
I am a pretty kawaii anime boy with demon horns and a tail. I have
flowing golden locks that stand straight up and glow and have horns
sticking from them.
I'm not the most muscular, infact I look pretty girly because I'm an
anime and thats how all guys look in anime, but let me tell you, I'm
>Righht.. He is the definition of Forever Alone.
My favorite food is love from my waifu.
>And Sushi right? Or Frog legs?
Of course. I eat those daily in large quantities. PS, I'm looking
for a waifu that can cook good sushi and is willing to make about 5
pounds per day.
>IF ANYONES READING THIS TURN AWAY NOW. ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER
Why do I let you use the computer. You're scaring the waifu's away.
>I'm sure I am. *loads shot gun*
You cant use that shotgun on me. I'm a
bullets cant penetrate my sexy seventee-pack abs.
>Oh god. I thought you were all white? French, Japanese and English??
I'm anything the ladies want me to be.
>Ok I'm taking the computer from you. That's all folks!
Closing statements: Ladies, if you're looking for Mr. Husbando, then
you've found him.
~LettuceLook_San and Jessi-kun