Ok I Was Inspired By Stef To Write A Long Diary.If yew read it yew may like it. if yew start to read it yew may get
hooked. if yew start reading and then stop yew may have gotten bored
these are my current thoughts.




Im Kristina W.
I live in the U.S.
I watched a show last night... and it touched maii heart. dont ask what show it was because im not telling yew.
I was born April 11th
Sometimes i wonder if the person i am today is going to be the person i will be when im an old lady 
If i am and if i happen to go to a nursing home..
than i will make friends in that nursing home.
and i will make one best friend in that nursing home
and we will be the 2 old people causing trouble in our nursing home
i cant say the 2 old ladies because i make all friends. people who dont have many friends. and people who have a
zillion. boys and girls. and if i make a friend that i get along with more than most likely itll be a guy. because guys
complete meh
they are amazing
especially this one i know
underneath a couple of guys is a true guy with big feelings that is just outstanding and amazing and one may just leave
yew breatheless one day 
hah (:
im gunna laugh SO hard if when im older in that nursing home come the zombies and then i trip yew flat on yer face and
then the zombies come for meh just to piss meh off sense i tripped yew and i only tripped yew to lower the chances of
meh getting eaten although it helped none whatsoever
man yew probably dont even know how many times i had to keep rewriting nursing over because i like forget how to spell
it after each time i try to write it
Ok. Im A Girl of course
and i inspire people :D
so lets see. i inspired katie to write a super long thing like mine. hah i beat her (: mines longer
see i get inspired and then i inspire. enspirers ( people who inspired meh ) the_girl_had_it & CharlieKAYLIN & the
inspirery( one i inspired ) katiedumbassigavemypasswordout.. view their kupipages that are super long. except
charlotte's is the shortest
hah that just made meh think of a story that had happened yesterday
i love telling my stories to ppl
19 times out of 20 i can usually make yew laugh without even trying
ok..
so my bro was having probs getting the trash out
and mai dad said kristina go help yer brother and i didnt wunna touch the trash! i mean EWW! and i go sorry yer limit
has been exceded.and mi dad started talking and i go LIMIT EXCEDED! and i kept sayin it over and over and over hah it
was retarded. and he had cake and he wouldnt tell meh where it was. so we went outside... and i yelled to every car tht
passed by he has cake... my brother has cake... hey yew want cake? MI BROTHER HAS CAKE! then my neighbor wuz comin and i
go he has! and mi bro goes oh ur gunna tell mr cisney i have cake huh. then we laughed. then i came inside and watched a
small bit of thts so raven. i have a new fave song.  and another cool song (: and my moms fried CHICKEN! -boos- wait did
i say chicken i mean celery.. my moms fried celery :] hah. and this one part was funneh as heck (:
it made meh think of mi mommeh hah
she was like and the corn even gets a STICKENNNNN and was doing this thing with her head. hah mi mommeh  is retarded
like tht
and hahaha
ok..
well. i dunnno if ive told yew this but i have great parents.
i wunna be alot like them.
both of them.
but i also want to be different so i wunna be alot like i am now (:
i wunna play mario games when im 30 and then keep losing maii coins because luigi keeps landing on the question mark
that makes monkeys appear  and run over meh and the person nearest meh (: and when it runs over meh i hope i start
cussing alot and make maii kiddos laugh as hard as i did yesterayy
and i wunna talk to maiiself and then i want maii kid to say i heard u talkin to yerself. then i want to say yeah...
its the only way i can keep sane. and then i want mi kids to say lord help us when yew go crazyy (:
like mi daddy and i once said to each other
and my mom
my mom is sooo crazy (:
when my little girl starts liking a guy when i figure out his name i want to make up a song about him.. like mi mom did
to meh with billy.. and i wunna dance around the house singing tht song (:
i want to embarrass my kiddos just like mi parents have embarassed meh
i want to still have my grandmother alive when im 30 and then i want to smack her upside the face trying to bring her
to a stop with her seizures. yeah. mi great grandmother had seizures. mi mom didnt know what to do.. but she thought
smacking her across the face would help.
hah
the other day i broke my phone
and then i got SO MAD
and while i was going to tell mi dad to call at and t to get meh a new one i stepped in dog pee.  and then the computer
was blaring a song.. dont let no small frustration ever bring yew down. NO NO NO NO. just take a situation and turn it
all around. then i got an empty cup and threw it at the computer. and then i told that to charlotte and made her laugh
(:
i have WAYYY more stories than that but yew know. if yew wunna hear some ask meh in message
well back to the point. my parents.. they do some pretty stupid stuff. and they are like SO retarded. they have all
these play fights... my mom will thump mi dads butt hard and they will start"abusing " each other.. like i appearantly
do to mi dogs.. hah long story short. mi dog hates meh and when mi parents come in he like does this fake tear crap and
then mi parents are like was she abusing yew? yeah. retarded i know. thats mine n mi parents insider (:
well the point. they do stupid stuff and they have play fights. im sure like once every 4 years they have a real fight
but not rlly any other than that.
my parents are so retarded. and i bet inside them when they were young they were just like meh. and if thats how i will
be when i grow up than i will be the happiest person in the world. i have cool parents. i know that is something yew
dont hear every day. but they are. and my friends even know that! right emily elizabeth? those are mi two friends that
happen to have a kupika that could tell yew. and ill be like annoying to maii dad... and he goes i hope yer kids are
10x worse then yew are. and yew wunna know what?
i hope they are 10x worse than meh. because id know how hyper and bad i was (: haha plus ill probably drop them off at
mi daddy's house just to piss him off (:






Im the type of Girl who........
gets inspired when yew tell meh something thoughtful. 
gets inspired by songs and poems.
hates it when yew get yer hair cut and the person cutting says," It feels SO much healthier".. it just gets to meh
hates the word histerical. UGH! 
likes to say ,"she was bein a rear" in a british accent
informs ppl tht dinosaurs are not extinct! they are just hiding except benjayy babbayyy :D
can wake up and blare any kind of music until she can feel the beat and i mean literally feel the beat.
can play music from the time she gets up til the time she goes to bed.
can have more than one feeling that are total opposites.
can think when she reads, ha im like mr saulsberry (: but i cant pay much attention to what im reading.
can guess what yer thinkin
can have fun by saying random words
gets tickled pink when she says or hears bibbity bobbity boutique. wait. lemme guess. if yew havent already tried
saying bibbity bobbity boutique ur prolly thinking of what itd sound like (:
refuses to read her horoscope. i wont. and i hate reading fortune cookies. i refuse to and i wont and i hate it! its
like gay. 9 times out of 10 if i read my horoscope than its like whatever i read is what i make try to happen. and it
probably wouldve never happened if i hadnt have read it so thats why i dont (:
who goes down the grocery store isles with the coffe beans and just gets high off coffee beans (: i like the vanilla
scent most :D
doesnt forget the small things
can be sad and then draw and be thrilled
can work hard for what she wants in life and can accomplish what she wants to just by trying hard
can start a conversation about carpets and end up on a conversation about paper or clouds
can learn so much if she listens 
can start out with something small and make it big



speaking of that if yew dont know. i write,sing, take pictures, and i draw.



i................
like writing because it helps meh get out all my feelings
sing because music is my world and it cheers meh up from everything that is going wrong
take pictures because i wants memories,i make them too,but pictures are nothing towards being there
draw because i can





i like it how.......
he smiles
he can make meh laugh anytime
no matter what he does i will still love him
he lols
life is so ironic 


i guess...
i love being ironic and things that are ironic so much because life just is ironic.



i dont like it when.........
people lie to meh
people say something and then do the opposite
people tell her they will do something and then dont do it
people tell meh im stupid when i know dang well that i am VERY smart
people try to confuse meh
people tell meh its impossible to do something.. it makes meh want to prove them wrong
people say that i dont understand when i actually do. and its yew that doesnt understand that i do understand



i hate it when.....
yew tell meh yew understand when yew really dont

yew have no idea........
how i feel or think



yew say yew..........
know what i know
and 
yew see what i see
but yew really dont
yew certainly dont see what i see.

so yew have these same exact eyes?
no
do yew see through these eyes?
no
so yew cant say yew have seen the world through my eyes..
and in a way i may know how yew feel.
but there is certainly a way that i do not understand
see.........
im not yew
im seriously not
so..........
i cannot say i know how yew feel
thats just it
i can say i know how yew feel to an extent. i actually dont know how yew feel. i may have been in the same situation
before and i may think i know how yew feel but i cant really say that i honestly understand because i will never
understand exactly how yew feel. and yew will never know exactly how i feel
i understand because i will never understand





I have always...
Dreamt of flying
And I have Flown
It Was Nothing like i thought itd be
i always thought itd be amazing
and it was
i just didnt really like it

that is above the clouds
amazing right?






i tell people......
i live my life to the fullest 
i dont care what everyone says
i dont have regrets
...... i try to live my life to the fullest
...... i really could care less. i could.the reason i cant say i couldnt care less is because i do care. i do care but
i dont listen and i dont care near enough to listen 
i honestly dont have regrets
i just dont
i know ive done bad and i have done some good
but...
if none of tht stuff had happened than i wouldnt be who i am today
and i learn from my mistakes.



EVERY thing happens for a reason

i used to go by this quote. 
^^ now isnt that a good quote? yeahh i know. i used to go by it. man. i feel as if life were easier with this quote.
i dunnno i may use it again

if i try something and it doesnt work than i havent failed
i have just found many ways that whatever it is im doing wont work


i want.......
world peace




I tell people i am fine when all i really feel like doing is dying. I feel like crying an ocean sometimes.Sometimes i
just need that guy to hold meh and tell meh everything is going to be alright and then give me a big hug and kiss maii
forehead! but its hard when hes not here. I hate feeling tht way. and i hate it when ppl say are yew ok ,when they know
yew arent . its like it was meant for them to hurt yew more. i dont cry in front of ppl. i really dont. i hate crying in
front of ppl. it makes meh feel horriblex5 . no it makes meh feel horrible&& worthlessx1000000000. see i dont even have
to count the zeros because the zeros would never end if i did! and emily and i were on the phone earlier and she said
x5 and she goes itd be x a million if i said it.. ha. the only reason i didnt say 1 million in the numbers with 1 and 0
is because id count the zeros. then id recount. id think i left 2 out. so id add to.. then id be like thats too much and
take away four. and itd just never end!
hah
i want to be the person yew will talk to and who will give yew advice when yew need help


There is...
this whole other girl waiting to burst out of meh
now for some icons to brighten the page (:







When Yew Say," I Dont See How Yew Can Write All That"
I Say,"I Dont See How Yew Cant Write More,There Is So Much To Say!"

kristina out (: