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24 F United Kingdom
speaks English and French
Last login: 2 November 2010
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Member since: 24 August 2010
 'Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.' 'Nancy, if I were your husband, i'd drink it'
oi bitch, Save a drum, bang a drummer. the name's Becks. Like the beer. and no, i don't like the beer. it tastes nasty. i like vodka. i love to sing and dance, and don't really care that most people cover their ears and that it starts to rain. Saturday mornings are made for dancing in your pjs. i enjoy hanging upside down by my knees. it makes my feet feel funny. i currently go to a boarding school in the north of england. i have a great dane named Tallulah and a flemish giant rabbit named Fat Sam. i live in cumbria with my little sister, older brother (and his boyfriend), mum and step-dad. erm......i play the piano, although i would put my self in the 'About as musical as a can of custard' category. i'm a people person i suppose, and enjoy the company of others. although i'm as blunt as those knives they give you on airplanes. my mind currently resides in the gutter, and i don't really feel any inclination to move it really. i'm addicted to tomato ketchup, cobra starship and my best friend, Jamie and his snakebites. and i'm just wondering how much i ACTUALLY have to type into this freaking box before the 'OK, but more is better!' thing changes. i enjoy well written stories, thus twilight and its companion books don't feature in my book case. i enjoy being a bit of a prat, i have a screwed up sense of humour. and i'm 5"5 i drink too much and wake up to late. i annoy people and feel that respect should be earned rather than freely given or bought. i don't what you say about yourself. i care about what you don't say about your self. i read between the lines- i see white where you see only black. i speak french and yeah, i speak english correctly. if you chose not to, then thats your prerogative, not mine. i constantly make a fool out of my self, and my best friend is the dude that not only loves me for it, but is also doing exactly the same thing. SEX. SEX. SEX. If it feels right do it- just don't blame it on me. I'm an athiest, i don't really see how that really makes much of a difference,i'm not going to lecture you on my beliefs, and i don't expect you to lecture me on yours. i don't smoke- nor do i have any desire to. i'd like my lungs to remain their pink colour...stick black is SOOO last year. my ambition in life is to be a bonna fida princess. blonde hair down to my ankles, pale pink poofy dresses, the whole sheebang. ok. i lied. blonde hair, how dull. how do you drown a blonde? stick a mirror in the bottom of a pool. pale pink poofy dresses. darling, you lost me at the blonde hair part. i want to be a princess, just one that likes death and destruction. and wear red skinny jeans and t-shirts that say amusing things like COMMUNISTS HAVE NO CLASS. and speak french. i have a thing about speaking french. and happen to be rather good at it (along with blowing my own trumpet) i horse-ride and play water polo, i'm not posh or rich. i'm normal. love to me is what a cheese toasty is to an english teacher. i'm 16. i'm 100% for gay rights and i'm bi. i'm not a virgin, and see nothing wrong with jumping Jamies bones once in a his fist... i fail at cooking, but i'm surprisingly good at COD. my dad died when i was 10. and my sister when i was 7. hasta la vista baby. cause its now or never.

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25 Aug 10
...and for those that don't know, i'm being sarcastic.
although with any luck, if you couldn't...
24 Aug 10
i guess i should start off by saying hey. or hi. or what ever floats your metaphorical...

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