Sarah Palin Rap I wrote:
My name is Sarah Palin and I want to run for President
So can I get a shout of from my Wasilla Residents
I know I resigned from the Governor of Alaska
But that's okay cause you know that I am a quitter
And quitters never win so that's what I chose
I like go on Airplanes and shoot of wolves
I killed a moose and I liked it
I killed it from the shotgun that I used on the Airplane
It doesn't rain in Alaska it snows
But I don't care because everybody knows
That Alaska is only good for hunting and fishing
Unless your name is Sarah Pizzle
The Russians came knocking on my door
While I was sitting her rapping for you hard core
So knock-knock I have to go
But I got one thing to tell you
All the Eskimos in here put your hands up
Who are you Eskimos "Eskimos"
Are you cold Eskimos "Yes"
Lets go on a hunt Eskimos "Na na na na na na na"
Sarah Palin signing out of the house!