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The Spoof Masters/The Jedi Spoofers

Here me and my sis have made up stoopid songs, jokes, and just plain stoopid stuff. feel free to request
~May the Farce* be with you~


Just Lose It ~ Eminem

Ok..
Guess who's back?
Back again
Vader's back
Tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa

Now everyjawa report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!.....Pajama time

[Verse 1]
Come here little ewok, On my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of jawa molestation accusation
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little ewoks
That's not a stab at Vader
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole
And it's cool if you let one go
Nowookie's gonna know, who'd hear it?
Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [Fart Sound]
Oops my hologram just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah ewok shake that thang
Oops I mean jawa jawa jawa jawa
Jawa, you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

[Verse 2]
It's Friday and it's my day
Just to party all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow
I dunno where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there
Someone's gonna "touch my body"

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)
Now, what's your name jawa?
What's your sign?
[Dr Dre] "Man, you must be up out your mind"
DRE! (HA-HA)
Beer Goggles! blind!
I'm just tryna unwind now I'm

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah ewok shake that thang
Oops I mean jawa jawa jawa jawa
Jawa you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

[Verse 3]
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
yellin' at an old wookie 'touch my body!'"

Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap back to reality
Look it's B.Rabbit!
Yo you signed me up to battle!?
I'm a grown man!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)
Grab you left nut, make right one jealous (what?)
Black jawas
White jawas
Skinny jawas
Fat jawas
Tall jawas
Small jawas
I'm callin' all jawas
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romance whore
Butt squeezin' it's the season
Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA)
It's so appeasin'

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah ewok shake that ass
Oops I mean jawa jawa jawa jawa
Jawa you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

[Outro]
UmMmMmm touch my body
UmMmMmm touch my body
Ooh ewok just touch my body
I mean jawa just touch my body

Jokes:
Your mama's so stupid, she ate a lightsaber cause she thought it was candy
Your mama's so stupid, she got fired from her life guard job cause she threw a lightsaber at a drowing person
Your mama's so ugly, a bantha herder tried to capture her
*farce is another word for joke. so haha
 
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  KOTORgamegirl — Page created: 19 April 2007  |  Last modified: 20 April 2007
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MrHello says:   19 April 2007   266374  
Oh god those are funny
KOTORgamegirl says :   19 April 2007   838265  
thankies. there ar a bunch mor, but i 4got them
 
 
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