Hello. I'm Joe the crab. I enjoy the most practical things in
life such as: pretending to be a rock.
Randomly appearing in front of your doorstep and threatening to pinch
you when you get too close.
Following you inside your house.
Being a crab.
Giving people crabs. (hoho)
Searching for aquaman and spongebob.
Those sort of things.
I can also transform into a human. It takes much concentration,
though. For whatever reason, most do not accept my crably appearance
and often panic upon seeing me. But I don't understand why.
Please explain this to Joe.