And now I must explain my entire personality and what makes me ME in
just this wee little space in hopes that someone may stop by and to
read the whole thing. Well I better make this good then.
I suppose I should start with a textbook definition of Joe. Joe,
according to a certain dictionary I am not at liberty to name, is a
name given only to the most awesome, courageous, good-looking,
athletic, and artistic men in the world. Now, I would love to say that
this is 100% true but I have already decided that I was going to be
totally honest in my box-of-self here. I am not THAT athletic however
the other traits are completely accurate.
And now I should list all my qualifications as a desirable male which,
as previously stated, I hope will be read but ultimately won't so I'm
just going to have fun listing qualities. I'm artistic, which
translates to I'm completely out of my mind and I'm always trying to
make new ways of doing or thinking about things and ultimately just
causing myself more trouble. I am also very nice, meaning I'm your
token "NICE GUY" the one who is always there for the girl and is
always waiting with a tissue and a good romantic comedy when she's
feeling down but ultimately gets over looked due to his bad habit of
swimming in the friend zone. I'm thoughtful, meaning two things. One,
I will go to great measures to be romantic during the most mundane of
activities, whispering sweet nothings and whatnot while holding hands
on a bus ride home. And two, I am always in this state of questioning,
curious about all of life's mysteries while never really sticking with
the subject long enough to completely solve it or understand it.
As you may have noticed I have not been taking my little box
seriously, and here's the reason why: You can't be defined in a wee
little box. We are living changing creatures and what would be written
here could be outdated information after the SAVE button is pressed.
So if you'd like to know me or get to know me, the best way is to send
a little note my way, I promise I'll answer.
What am I doing with my life?
Well I'm doing what any normal man would be doing, I'm taking in
oxygen and expelling carbon dioxide while also hunting for nutrients
and water so that I may sustain my life longevity. However, I suppose
that was not the REAL point to this question so let me try again.
I'm studying at Indiana University in Bloomington. My major right now
is in Telecommunications and a minor in Studio Arts. After college I
plan to move to one of the major capitals of the U.S. and start in a
career as a cartoonist, illustrator, animator, or designer of some
What am I good at?
I can draw fairly well, as long as the subject matter is stylized and
a bit cartoonish. I am always happy to learn new art tricks and styles
and mediums that I later incorporate into my portfolio.
I can also do a fairly good Old Spice guy impersonation. A random more
or less fruitless ability but it is damn sexy.
I'm also a good listener, I'm loyal, I'm playful, and apparently I'm a
I apparently have pretty eyes. They are green sometimes, or blue, or
on rare occasion gold. They change color based on what I'm wearing or
how I feel. And for the record, before the comparison is made, no. Not
like Edward from Twilight.
1984, Carrie, Wicked, Son of a Witch, Life of Pi, Dante's Inferno,
Farenheit 451, The DaVinci Code, Angels & Demons
The Matrix Trilogy, Nightmare Before Christmas, V for Vendetta, 9,
Shrek, Underworld Trilogy, Edward Scissorhands, How to Train Your
Dragon, UP, =>TANGLED!!!<>
Tiramasu, Chicken Parmesan, Ravioli, Calzones, Knishes, and Gelato
I spend a lot of time thinking about Quite a few things. Why are we
here? Is there a God? If History is written by the winners then how
much of it can we trust? How MUCH wood could a woodchuck chuck if a
woodchuck could chuck wood? And so on.
Want more? Ask.