The names Jake.
Jakerz , Jakey, J to the AKE.
I have black hair...
Most of the time.
My best friend fucking ever is...
Miss Mira Mayhem!!!
I love punk, rock, ska, and techno music.
I ♥ anime.
I snowboard bitches.
I have a cussing problem,
As well as many other problems.
Girls-- Hit on me and i'll probballyy yell at you for not reading
But don't know why you'd hit on me though.
Me ans Mira have an anti-bush club called...
Burn the Bush.
Yeah its awesome.
I love Adult Swim on Cartoon Net.
I don't believe in god.
I don't really have a religon.
I guess i could be considered a Universalist.
I hate living in the fucking United States of America.
Japans the shit.
Me and Miss Mira Moxy are planning to move to Hokodate
And live with her G-ma.
But you stalkers didn't need to know that.
Love me or Hate me.
Write to me and I'll write to you.
I'm talkitive like CRA-HAY-ZZEH.
Me and Mira.
Don't believe its me???
Well fuck off.
I know who I am.