So my friends and I are amazingly retarded
So is my family
And so I don't have to tell the same story millions of times I'll just make a page for it :]
Yay for stupidity!
Kea and I were in Walmart
Riding tricycles cause we're just pimpin' like that xD
Kea managed to knock a movie shelf over
So we got kicked out for a week xD
The manager said when we come back we can still ride the tricycles
But if we knock something over again then we can't ride them anymore xD
Stupid Quote Of Kea: Bang Bang Choo Choo Train! NO! It should be Bang Bang Choo Choo BOAT because then it makes NO sense
Stupid Quote Of My Mother: Jaden, you look like a girl. If you put a bra on and stuffed it with cotton balls you could
pass as a girl. Lemme go get you a bra 8D
Stupid Quote Of Brendon: I didn't want to tell you this at the store but those jeans you got yesterday make you look
like a girl. Jaden, you should be a girl :]
Stupid Quote Of My Mother: Girl's Lunch time! Jaden, let's go :]
Stupid Quote Of My Father: Jaden, we're going to have some Father-Son time. :] ...I'll get you ice cream if you go with
The friends and I were standing in a circle
One of my friends decided shortest goes in the middle
Shrimp-o me ends up in the middle
You have no idea how small I felt
Kea's taller than me!
She was trying to make me feel better but she failed
She succeeded in making me feel shorter
Damn my short-ness xD
Kea and I were standing outside on my front porch
There were these little kids across the street
One girl says "That boy looks scary"
So Kea says I should yell 'Rawr' at them
So I stand on the railing and yell "RAWR"
The kids ran inside a house
Kea and I continued to scare little kids all day xD
Stupid Quote Of Kea: I'mma rape you in your sleep... But then Danny might kill me... And you might get me preggo...
So I woke up at like 1:15 pm
My mom was cooking so I asked her what she was making for breakfast
Mom said "Jaden, Sweetheart, it's lunchtime"
I'm not allowed to stay up past 4 am anymore xD
More Stupid Quotes and Stupid Moments to Come