On A Scale Of One To Awesome, Im The Shit!
my name is Jade, motherfucker.
im not like anyone youll ever meet in your life.
i love hangin out, screwin around, and meeting men. rewr.
The Guys On This Site Fucking Suck!
There Are No hott Guys,
&& The Ones That Are Hott Are FAKE.
Pretty Much EVERYONE On This Site Is Fake.
im fuckin sketchbag scum and i love every minute of it.
if you ever want a bloody well time, call me seriously though, i
love getting together with
people haha. i need something to blame my anger and stupid actions on
which is why i think i should own a gun.
just kidding. if you own a gun youre pussy shit, asshole. Joking
i enjoy shows, throwing down, 2step, bong seshing, curb stomping
and long walks on the beach. just kidding, scratch the last thing.
Im one of the boys, id say. whatever though, drinking beer and doing
fucked up shit beats shopping anyday!
and i never really liked that pretty in pink shit anyways.