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Everything You Never Wanted to Know About Jess

Wednesday 16th April - Started
I'm the one on the right, with the pink bow. The other girl is my best friend forever. =]
Time Time Started: 8:50PM [by my computer clock which is about ten minutes slow] How long do you think it will take you? : An hour at least Your Full Name: Jessica Mary [Last Name] xD Some of you know my last name Nickname: Jess, Jessi, J, Squi Date of Birth: Friday 16th September 1994 Age: 13 Place of Birth: Nottingham City Hospital Zodiac Sign: Virgo Chinese Sign: Dog Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Dark brown Is it dyed? : Yes Long, Short or Medium: Medium I guess Best Feature: Hair, and ... hands? :| Siblings: Younger brother, Peter Pets: Spaniel called Sonny Piercing: No Tattoos: No Height: 5'4 Face Shape: ... Normal? :| Do you wear glasses or contacts? : Glasses sometimes Grade: Year 8 Hometown: Nottingham Scars: None Freckles: Nope, I don't go out in the sun. x] Parents Still together: Wrong time to ask this question. >_> They told me they were splitting up on Sunday. Live with parents: Yes Appearance Hair: Getting it cut tomorrow. Changes colour a lot but is always in a 'scene' cut/style Wear glasses: Sometimes Wear contacts: No Have braces: No Have bangs: Fringe? Yah Nationality: 7/8 English 1/8 Polish Do you look like a celeb? : Totally. xD Your Life, Daily Sex? :? : No. :| Party? : Not really. Sing? : Totally. x3 Dance? : No Are Online? : Yes Shower? : Yes School Public or Private: Well in Britain a public school means private school. u_u But I go to the local comprehensive Favourite Class: Drama <3 Worst Class: English, Science, Maths and Dance Best Teacher: Miss Seaton Worst Teacher: Miss Sharma, Miss Chewings, Miss Bennett Best School: The one I'm at now ;] Middle School: I'm not American. u_u Elementary School: PRIMARY school Did you like Art? : Yes ♥ Did you like Gym? : No. :| Make good grades? : Pretty much Prom Date(guy not date): Not been to a prom yet. xD Graduate Date: Shut up. :| Favorite Color: I like all colours Animal: Lizards, ducks and cats Food: Instant noodles Drink: Diet Pepsi Ice Cream: Alcoholic ones. .o. Candy: Wine gums and Cola Cubes Actress: Erm ... Jennifer Aniston? :s Actor: Noel Fielding. ♥ Television Show: The Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd, QI, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Friends Movie: Not seen enough good movies to answer this Disney Movie: Alice in Wonderland Band/Singer: Changes all the time but I love Tokio Hotel, Razorlight, Boy Kill Boy & Robots in Disguise Overall Song: Suzie by Boy Kill Boy Song of the Moment: Song of this month is Tony by Patty Griffin Book: Of this moment, Boy Meets Boy by David Levithan Letter: X Restaurant: Subway Designer: Don't know any. :| Holiday: Ones that don't involve beaches Day of the Week: Saturday? Sport: Sitting down Magazine: NME Memory: Ooh, I'll have to get back to you on this one. .o. Salad Dressing: Balsamic Vinegar. xD Scent: Fruit. :| Flower: Violet Number: 21 Perfume: Don't use perfume Gem: Topaz Horse: Anglo-Arab Do you own one? : No. D: This or That McDonalds or Burger King: Neither. :| Subway Rachel Bilson or Misha Barton: Who? Hug or Kiss: Both? D: Paris Hilton or Nichole Richie: I've heard of them both, but I don't know enough about them to judge Gold or Silver: Silver Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi Snickers or Milky way: Don't mind. x] Left or Right: Left. Cursive or print: Print Glasses or Contacts: Glasses Cat or Dog: Cat Spring or Winter: Winter Scary or Funny Movie: Funny Fantasy or Real Life Movie: Real life Love or Money: Love Sun or Snow: Snow Mexican or Chinese: Chinese Ice Cream or Sorbert: Ice cream Batman or Superman: Batman Circus or Carnival: Never been to either. :| Juicy or Dior: Wtf is Dior? e.e Chanel or Louis Vuitton: Stfu SAKS or Nordstrom: Again, stfu Black or Blue: Black Beach or Ocean: Ocean Day or Night: Evening :| Meat or Veggie: Veggie Bath or Showers: Shower Light on or Off: Don't care Pizza or Cheeseburger: Pizza Cheeseburger or hot dog: Hot Dog Rollerblade or Ice Skate: Never been rollerblading Tyra or Naomi Who? Pooh or Tiger: Tigger Water or Forest Zoo: .. Whut? All American Rejects or Fall Out Boy: Only heard Fall Out Boy Slipknot or Korn: Not listened to either Cell phone or ipod: Well I only have a phone Rap or Rock: ROCK. Rap is NOT music and never will be. Hip Hop or Punk: Punk. Hip hop isn't music either. Hearts or Stars: Both. x3 Guitar or Drums: Guitar French or Normal Nails: Normal Green or Yellow: Don't know. :| Hair up or Down: Down Blonde or Brunette: Brunette The O.C. or Laguna Beach: WUT Have You Ever Been on a rooftop? : Don't think so Been on a plane? : Yep Been on a sailboat? : Yer Kissed someone in the rain? : No D: Danced in a Public Place? : Probably Smiled for no reason? : Probably Laughed so hard you cried? : All the time Performed on a stage? : Yes Talked to someone you didn’t know? : I do that every day. :| Tried sushi? : Yes Tried Squid or Octopus? : Yes Failed a class? : You can't 'fail' a class in Britain. Gtfo with your American assumptions. Been in Love? : ... I don't know. :| Kissed a stranger? : No Broken any bones? : No Done something you regret? : Yes Been Arrested? : Not yet. xD Gotten a Citation? : ... What? Turned someone down? : Yes Been turned down? : You think I have the courage to ask people out? Said “I love you”? : And been serious? No. Wished you HAD told someone you loved them? : ... No Been in a fight? : Not physically Thought about committing a crime? : Yes Held a gun? : Water gun xD Been on a Rollercoaster? : Small one Like Cleaning? : NO Know how to drive? : I can drive a lawnmower. :D Own a Web Cam? : Nope Own a Cell Phone? : Two. :| Shit ones. Played Strip Poker? : No Gone on a blind date? : No Enjoyed Shakespeare? : Not read Shakespeare properly Been to the opera? : No Roasted a marshmallow? : melted one Microwaved a Peep? : Peep? PEEP? Wtf is PEEP? College School/School you want to go to? : School/School? xD Is that like guy/guy comics? Major? : Major? As in ... get a degree in? Erm ... art? Media? Greek? : GREEK? WUT? D: Spiros is a Greek man. . - . Do You.. Dye your hair? : Yeah man Have long hair? : Kind of Drink? : Yes Smoke? : Nope Cry a lot? : Not really. :| Like rollercoaster? : What's with all the rollercoaster questions? I'm inclined to believe you're a rollercoaster wanting to rape me. Know how to drive? : A LAWNMOWER Own a web cam? : Hey we've been here before. :| Own a cell phone? : TWO. SHIT ONES. Like cleaning? : You're a boring rollercoaster. :| Stop repeating yourself. Own more then 25 stuff animals? : Yes. Think Bu is a good president? : Bu? WHO? D:< Smithers would die for Mr. Burns? : Oh yes. That's the only reason I watch the Simpsons. :| Snore? : Nope Sing in the shower? : Sometimes Sleep with stuffed animals? : Sometimes Chew on your straws? : Sometimes u.u Shop at American eagle? : AMERICA DOESN'T EXIST D:< Like the rain? : Not really Your First: Surgery: Never been to hospital Crush: Erm ... I don't know. :| Piercing: None Real Best Friend: India or Charley Sport: My first sport? :| I first started sitting down when I was like ... six months old Pet: Two fish called Flounder & Flipper. Don't remember which one died. >.< Vacation: Err... Concert: :| Car: 13 year olds do not have cars. :| Kiss: Still waiting x3 The Worst Commercial: 'HI, I'M BARRY SCOTT' XDD Movie: James Bond or Star Wars. u.u Song: Rihanna's umbrella song. D:< Memory: ... Again, I'll get back to you on this Relationship Ender: Never had a relationship School: I liked both my schools. . - . Person in the World: Certain teachers ... Daniel. xD Place to be right now: I don't know. :| Kind of pet: Hamster or Rabbit Food: Meat Book: Anything that teaches me about science, food or sport Store: Strange shops that don't sell anything useful Magazine: Don't care Relationships Your Longest: Never had one Your Shortest: Never had one Favorite Date: Never had one Worst Date: Never had one Best Gift Received: The gift of internet connection Do you still talk to your first love? : First love? :s Are you a virgin? : ... Yes xD How many people have you had sex with? : 23 Last time you had sex? : This morning .o. Any that you are not friends with? : Any sex that I'm not friends with? O.o Your Friends Funniest: Joe, India & Rebecca Prettiest: India Stupidest: Joe xD Smartest: Rebecca Coolest: India Loudest: Joe & India Craziest: Joe, India, Rebecca, Charley, Izaak, Rosie, Sophie, Morgan, Zee, Eva, Bambi, Claireh Most shy: Jess Loveable: India Most Stubborn: Joe Most Caring: Rebecca Sweetest: Rebecca Best Car: ... wtf? xD Best House: I've not been to many people's houses. :| Best Parents: Charley's parents are great Best Guy: I love all my guy friends Best Girl: I love all my girl friends Best Pets: India's .o. Who Was the Last Person You Said “Hi” to? : Erm ... my dad? Hugged? : My dad Kissed? : I'll tell you when someone kisses me IMed? : Sophie Wrote a note to? : India Said “Goodnight” to? : Erm ... Bought you something? : My mum Go with you to the movies? : India, Joe, Rebecca, Beau, Aaron and Joe Text messaged you? : My mum Called? : Don't remember Called you? : My mum Last Thing you said: Probably 'yeah' Thing you ate: Dinner. :| Place you went out to and ate: The Unicorn Inn Movie you watched at home: I started watching The Simpsons Movie Movie you saw in theaters: Meet the Spartans Person you saw: My dad Time you cried: Sunday Person to take your picture? : I don't know Book you read: Boy Meets Boy - David Levithan Can You? Write with both hands? : No Blow a Bubble? : With gum? Yeah Whistle? : Yeah Stay up a whole night without sleep? : Yes Speak a different language? : Not fluently Speak more then two different languages? : Not fluently What are they? : German, French and I used to know Japanese Make a card pyramid? : No Cook anything? : Some things In the Future: Do you want kids? : If I do then I'm adopting. No person will come out of me. :| Even if you don’t, what name do you want for a boy? : KIOSK. XD But seriously, I like the names Allen, Jared, Craig & Darren Girl? : Colleen, Linda, Alicia Do you want a Boy or a Girl? : Boy. Girls annoy the hell out of me. Do you want twins? : NO D: Do you want to get married? : I don't know. :| I guess Even if you don’t where would it be? : In a church somewhere. . - . London or Paris Traditional or your own? : I ... don't know what you mean. :| Who would be your Best Girl/Guy? : My Maid of Honour would be India. n.n Careers in mind? : Something in TV College you want to go to? : Art College in London The Opposite Sex… Lips or Eyes? : Eyes Blonde or Brunette? : Not bothered Long or Short? : Long or short what? .O. Tall or Short? : Taller than me Hook-up or Relationship? : Relationship Love or Lust? : Love Sensitive or Loud? : Both at appropriate times Funny or Serious? : Both at appropriate times Smart or Dumb? : Don't mind Dimples? : Aww. xD Ears pierced or Not? : Don't care What about Tongue? : What about tongue? In your Room Television: No Your own phone: My mobile VCR: No DVD Player: No Radio: Stereo, but the radio doesn't work since I broke the aerial. :| Computer: Yeh Posters: Totally Pictures: Some Currents Cd in your stereo: Boy Kill Boy - Stars and the Sea First song on your MP3 player: Don't own an MP3 player DVD in your DVD player: The Mighty Boosh, Series One disk Two I imagine Perfume your wearing: Not What you Wearing: Pyjamas Mood: Mellow Commercial on Television: Not currently watching TV Current Relationship His/Her name: Not in a relationship How long have you two been together? : Not in a relationship What is your anniversary date? : not in a relationship Have you cheated on him/her? : Not in a relationship What's his/her favorite meal? : Not in a relationship What's his/her favorite band? : Not in a relationship Is it love? : Not in a relationship Answer the Questions O.J. Simpson Guilty or not? : O.J. Simpson? o.o How do you feel about abortion? : In the right circumstances, there's nothing wrong with abortion 5 of your best CD’s: Tokio Hotel, Robots in Disguise, Boy Kill Boy, Razorlight and My Chemical Romance How many phones are in your house? : Just the one, excluding mobiles How many computers are in your house? : Two, sometimes three How much money is in your wallet? : Don't know How do you feel about the movie “Snakes on a Plane?” : Well ... I'm wondering what it is Hostel? : Hostel? :| Saw III? : Saw III? Mean Girls? : Mean Girls? What movie are you going to buy next? : I don't buy movies What song are you listening to right now? : Not listening to music right now How do you feel about the choking game? : Choking game? If a guy cheated on you, what would happen? : Well it would depend on how sorry he was. what he had done and whether he wanted to stay with me. Do you know what a red-knobbed starfish looks like? : Red? . - . Do you think the government and identification chips? : Do I what? o.o Cena beating K-Fed’s ass? : I hate you. :| Nicknames please: Nicknames please? :| If you were a crayon what color would you be? : Yellow probably If a guy could do something to make your day what would it be? : Well it would have to be a certain guy and he'd have to ask me out. :| If a friend..? : Erm ... I don't know./ How many Televisions do you have in your house? : Three When you were a kid, were you a Lego Builder? : Nope What about a Gega Pet? : Gega whut? How is the single life for you? : It makes me feel small. :| What color is your keyboard? : Grey How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? : Tootsie pop? >_> I don't believe in America Can you sing the alphabet backwards? : Nope What's your stand on hunting? : It's bad. :| Very bad What are you allergic to? : Nahfing Is McDonald’s disgusting? : Yes What song makes everything okay every time you hear it? : Suzie - Boy Kill Boy and Tony - Patty Griffin Do you know HTML? : Kind of Java Script? : nope Your parents should have named you...: Jess suits me. :| If you wrote a book about your life, would it be interesting at all? : Maybe What would you do if you found out you had only 4 days to live? : I'd be upset? If you had a super power, what would it be? : The ability to destroy things :| Velvet Revolver? : ... ? Britney Spears? : She sings songs .o. Metallica? : They sing songs Jay-Z? : He sings song Aaliyah? : Now I don't know this one. ;| Slipknot? : Song singers? Korn? : Singing songs Kurt Cobain? : Hey, my friend had a porn-ish comic about him :D What’s your worst habit? : I don't know Where you neglected as a kid? : Nope Will we destroy our own planet? : You tell me How? : That's a good question, I should give you my email address. XD Caused a Car Accident? : Probably. XD How do you like your make-up (if you’re a female)? On my eyes, dark and done by me: Your Myspace Url? : Don't have Myspace Do you own a digital camera? : Yep Word Association Animal: Africs Bed: Pillow People: Hats Homeless People: Money Green: Tree Hurt: Blood Guys: Izaak Love: Hearts Perfect: Clouds Computer: MSN French: Book Light: Death Note Drink: Alcohol Shoes: Converse Mirror: Wardrobe Anorexic: Thin Bugs: Beetle Skin: Colour I Am: Jess Thought: It was Thursday today need: Hugs Want: a haircut Love: People Hate: Other people Wish I was: Asleep Always have: Stuff Finish the Sentence Let’s walk on the… Raccoon Let’s look at the… Porn That’s a nice… Penis Why can’t we… Rape zebras? I wish… You were mine? XD Everyone has a … thing for me. XDD I am… sexy. . - , I always feel… sexy. xD I want to… sleep =_= You are… me. :| You make me… giggle. When I see you, I feel… floofy. I want you too... fuck me in the backseat. xD I can't wait to... go into town on Saturday. I wish you would... hold meh. D: ~*~3 Things~*~ Video Games: 1. Kingdom Hearts 2. Harry Potter 3. Sonic the Hedgehog Colleges: 1. Don't know 2. Don't care 3. WUT Things you wish you could do: 1. Sleep 2. Sing 3. Draw Movies you want to see: 1. Mighty Boosh Movie 2. - 3. - Songs you love: 1. Suzie - Boy Kill Boy 2. Kirby's House - Razorlight 3. Tony - Patty Griffin ~*~*~COUNTDOWN~*~*~ [to the disappointment] 10 People who mean a lot to you [in no order] 10. India 9. Joe 8. Rebecca 7. Charley 6. Izaak 5. Rosie 4. Sophie 3. Morgan 2. Danielle 1. Jess 9 things you can’t live without 9. Friends 8. Noel Fielding 7. TV 6. Internet 5. MSN 4. Food 3. Diet Pepsi 2. Clothes 1. Art 8 things you love 8. Myself 7. My friends 6. TV 5. Computer 4. MSN 3. Drama 2. Art 1. Music 7 things you hate 7. Chavs 6. Bitches 5. HOMOPHOBIA 4. Sexism 3. Racism 2. Hierarchy 1. Instructions 6 things you can live without 6. Sexism 5. chavs 4. Discrimination 3. School 2. Time 1. Chairs 5 things you are wearing right now 5. Under wear 4. Pyjamas 3. ... 2. ... 1. ... 4 things you’d rather be doing 4. Sleeping 3. Singing 2. Hugging 1. Kissing 3 of your favorite stores 3. H&M 2. ASDA 1. Primark 2 things you love the most 2. My friends 1. Myself 1 person you miss right now 1. Izaak Did you.. Lie on any question? : No Like this survey? : Yer Get pissed at any time during this survey? : I was pissed the whole way through Are you sure? : Yep i think your lying! : I don't give a flying fuck You Are almost Done... Would you take this survey again? : Why would I? now is the time to tell you there are a little more then 500 questions? : I knew that before I started Does that piss you off? : No if so i'm sorry! : No you're not Last Ones and You Are Done Time it is: 10:10PM How long did it take you? : Can't be arsed to work it out Did you think it would take you this long? : I don't know if you had to rate it, what would you rate it? : I wouldn't -Have a good day/night!!! Thanks. x3 7:44PM 12th May 2008 Alphabet Quiz A - AVAILABLE?: Yes, on Thursdays. xD Did you mean single? Yes I am. But but, I don't date online. x] B - BEST SPORT?: Does horse riding count as a sport? And if not ... bus riding. C - CRUSH?: I crush you. u.u Psht, sarcastic comments come before actual answers. ... Izaak. D - DOGS NAME?: WUT How random? xD My dog's name is Sonny. Said like sunny, for people who are stupid. u.u E - EASIEST PERSON(s) TO TALK TO?: India and Rebecca are easy to talk to IRL. Online I'd have to say Bambi. <3 F - FAVCOLOR?: I like all colours. It depends on what mood I'm in and what I feel like wearing. G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS?: Gummy worms. x] H - HOMETOWN?: Nottingham, baby. <3 I - Instrument?: I used to play the violin, now I sing in the privacy of public toilets. J - favorite juice?: Whut happened to the capital letters? :| Erm ... orange juice. Vimto? xD K - KIND OF MUSIC?: India pop/rock, electro/techno L - LONGEST CAR RIDE?: Er, from my house here in Nottingham, to wherever we went in Scotland. ;| M - MILK FLAVOR?: Chocolate and banana. Regular would make me throw up. N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS? One. With a W for one. O - ONE WISH: I wish ... I ... erm ... dunno P - Phobia/Fears?: Claustrophobia. Papaphobia? XD Er ... scared of punishment. Q - FAVORITE QUOTE?: Hmm, get ready for a whole list here. 'And that's why I don't like cricket' - Rich Fulcher as Bob Fossil 'Excuse me, move your foot from under mine' - Izaak/Rebecca 'Your face' - whoever came up with that xD 'Sometimes I think I'm the Pope' - Rich Fulcher 'I like fish, they go "pook pook pook"' - Lenore: Wedgies, by Roman Dirge R - REASON TO SMILE? Because someone else smiles at you? :] S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Little Miss Pipedream - The Wombats. <3 T- TIME YOU WOKE UP TODAY? Seven U - UNKNOWN FACTS ABOUT ME?: I'm incredibly self-concious. Like ... seriously. V - VEGETABLE YOU DONT LIKE?: Sprouts. :| W - WORST HABIT?: Nail biting. X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD?: None. Never been to hospital, except to visit someone. Y - YUMMY FOOD?: Strawberries. .O. Z - ZODIAC/ASTROLOGY SIGN?: Virgo. >_> It's a sucky sign. But luckily I'm a Christian, so astrology means squat to me. x]
 
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Lyncheh says: 28 January 2008  
HURRAH FOR YOUR ANSWER TO THE PIERCING QUESTION! I have a jewellery phobia. xD
Lilrockin2 says: 28 January 2008  
I don't have any piercings either, I would just freak out. Plus all my friends say
it really, really hurts.
ParisBANGBANG says: 11 March 2008  
.....
-Steals-
kalah says: 2 May 2008  
that is too lonhg to read
Italics whispers: 2 May 2008  
Then don't read it. And don't bother commenting.
Aiki says: 13 May 2008  
I've got to attempt this.. later. Maybe-no. *lazy* XD 

But I read the whole thing, and "That's a nice PENIS" made me laugh. XDD
Lotte_strummist says : 10 August 2008  
Wow, your cool. I love the mighty boosh, noel fielding is the sex!
 
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