For people who have been DUMPED!
Do not text or make a call -
that's the first rule of them all.
Delete her from your mobile phone,
get used to being on your own.
Another thing you must not do
is visit her parents after a few.
They'll be worried and she'll go mental.
That rule my friends is fundamental.
Then the e-mails have to stop.
I sent my girlfriend quite a lot.
In the beginning she did reply
mostly to say `I hope you die'.
Put away pictures and memorabilia,
she's already burned your trivia.
Don't dream she'll ever take you back,
her pride's at stake - she won't do that.
Shelve the biography of your lives together,
it'll only remind her why she's with another
and if you really must write a song
make it a short one about moving on.
Sometimes during Happy Hour
you'll dedicate a poem to her.
That's not what a beer mat's for,
in any case they'll be ignored.
The world is full of dumped and dumper
and when it's sunk in that you've lost her
there's only one thing left to do,
remember this: she's lost you too.
By Daniel Evans
You go out with a boy.
He takes you places.
Your bubble bursts,
you come back down to earth.
He dumped you.
Hard to forget him.
Crying day and night.
Feeling like your missing somthing.
You like a boy,
He likes you.
Together you are.
A fit boy wants you.
You have to decide.
Your boy dumps you.
Leaves you in the trash.
People take the mikey.
But you have the other boy.
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