Kupika.com -- HOW MANY BLONDE JOKES ARE THERE? NONE! THEY'RE ALL TRUE!

JOKES ABOUT BLONDES: Blondes are tv's, even 2 year olds can turn them on! Why did the Blonde need to write 'TGIF' on her shoes? To reminde her that Toes Go In First! What do you call a blonde? Artificial inteligence! What do you call a dead blonde in cupboard? The 1931 hide and seek champion! A blond and brunnett have a swimming race. The brunnett wins and 2 days later the blonde finishes. She gets out the pool and shouts "SHE CHEATED, WE HAD TO DO BREAST STROKE!" How do you kill a blonde? By sticking a mirror at the bottom of a swimming pool! How many blonde jokes are there? NONE! They're all true! Two blondes are speeding down the highway. "Are the cops behinde us?" Asks one. "Yep, nope, yep, nope yep-" Replies the other! FACTS ABOUT BLONDES... Blondes are the same as empty plant pots! The empty part is they're brains and the pot is they're looks, plastic and fake! MAIN TEXT- Blondes think that they are the best.They think they are sexy and cute(and hot!)! This is a joke! I mean, when you last saw a blonde, was she nice or mean? None!SHE WAS STUCK-UP! They make snotty comments like... 'Wow! You look almost pretty now!' That is changing, brunnetts are all pretty, smart and sexy! We rule the roost! So spread the word... 'How many blonde jokes are there? NONE! They're all true!'

Lexi11223 says:

2 May 2007

YEAH!!!!! i SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AGREE HONEY! ROCK ON BRUNETTES! ITALIAN_BABE U R
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

youarebeautifulnomatterwhat says:

25 May 2007

I'm a brunette myself. I know my character is blond, but I'm not. My best friend has
blond hair and she is smarter than I am. Bleach blonds give blonds a bad name. All
those Paris Hilton wannabes. A lot of blonds are smart.

Kikikay says:

3 June 2007

That's mean person, that's making all the blondes feel like crap! Jeez, it's just
hair color!!!

Italian_Babe says:

3 June 2007

I know, but it's only jokes. i'm not tryiny to offend people. I have been told by a
person called Kupika_Guy to write this or he would find me nd hurt me.

tiff1819 says:

4 June 2007

thats mean iam bloned

buddyworkman says:

14 June 2007

why did u  write that i am a blonde and on my fcat i got a 4 in reading and a 5 in
math 
u can't call me dumb!!!!

KOTORgamegirl says:

29 July 2007

bitch..........im not stuck up, and im the smartest person in my entire class. all
blondes arent incredibly stupid only those like paris hilton

KOTORgamegirl says:

29 July 2007

oh wait....XD i just read ur  comment

Italian_Babe says: 3 June 2007   

I know, but it's only jokes. i'm not tryiny to offend people. I have been told by a
person called Kupika_Guy to write this or he would find me nd hurt me.

sowwy.....XD but u do know thats impossoble right>

lauren1 says:

9 December 2007

im stupid though........... o.O.o now i get it!

lauren1 says :

9 December 2007

wait....no....ya......no.....my head hurts now

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