HOW MANY BLONDE JOKES ARE THERE? NONE! THEY'RE ALL TRUE!
JOKES ABOUT BLONDES:
Blondes are tv's, even 2 year olds can turn them on!
Why did the Blonde need to write 'TGIF' on her shoes?
To reminde her that Toes Go In First!
What do you call a blonde?
What do you call a dead blonde in cupboard?
The 1931 hide and seek champion!
A blond and brunnett have a swimming race.
The brunnett wins and 2 days later the blonde finishes.
She gets out the pool and shouts "SHE CHEATED, WE HAD TO DO BREAST STROKE!"
How do you kill a blonde?
By sticking a mirror at the bottom of a swimming pool!
How many blonde jokes are there?
NONE! They're all true!
Two blondes are speeding down the highway.
"Are the cops behinde us?" Asks one.
"Yep, nope, yep, nope yep-" Replies the other!
FACTS ABOUT BLONDES...
Blondes are the same as empty plant pots! The empty part is they're brains and the pot is they're looks, plastic and
Blondes think that they are the best.They think they are sexy and cute(and hot!)! This is a joke! I mean, when you last
saw a blonde, was she nice or mean? None!SHE WAS STUCK-UP! They make snotty comments like... 'Wow! You look almost
That is changing, brunnetts are all pretty, smart and sexy! We rule the roost! So spread the word...
'How many blonde jokes are there? NONE! They're all true!'