“Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales
Hello! My name is unimportant right now, but I'll tell you if I get to
know you well enough. :D For now, you can call me Staples. I'm
thirteen years young, but people tell me I'm immature. I love art and
writing <3 I use outdated, cheesy slang. I quote random books in the
middle of the street. I throw stuff at the television when it doesn't
go my way. I yell at people I've never met before, and ask people who
I've known my entire life who they are. I'm me.
I'd say I was reasonably normal, but that would be a lie. Even my
friends think that there's something wrong at my house - my friend
Ellie imagines my closet to be an entrace to Narnia. But that's okay
with me - I'm totally unique and proud. Totally unique. Just like
everybody else. :D Fashion speaking, I'm extremely open minded - I'm
the only thirteen year old girl in the world who will go outside
wearing skinny jeans with a long gypsy skirt over it, a band shirt and
a blouse over that. As well as that I'd probably have a Claire's full
of beads draped around my person and massive sunglasses. Oh Shi- I
didn't mean to harp on about the clothes. To hell with my broken
fashion sense! Before I forget, I also <3 Lolita fashion.
I love music. Sometimes it's nice to just sit down with music playing
and listen to it; you always understand the music better once you've
listened to it with no distractions. My favourite bands are McFly,
Nightwish, Delain, 30 Second To Mars and Greenday. I spend most of the
day watching stageshow productions of musical song though. ;D
I'd like to think I was optimistic, but I'm a pessimist. I don't see
the glass as half empty - I see it as half empty, teeming with
poisonous germs and with a dirty rim. I wouldn't drink out of that
glass if you paid me! I wouldn't describe myself as random - random
people are just trying to be cool. I think before I joke, even if it
sounds 'random' to other people. When I grow up (If I grow up. I may
get stuck in a thirteen year old girl stage for eternity ;D) I'd love
to be a stand up comic. That way I can achieve my dream and become a
guest on QI! Yeah, I have the lamest life dream of anyone in the
entire world. But at least I'm honest!
I love a lot. I love cats, squirrels, spoons, and my friends. In that
friendish way people love friends. My friends are totally awesome. I'm
occasionally talented - I'm that one quiet girl who sits in a corner
daydreaming who people always expect to be a complete idiot. I'm not
going to lie and say I'm not, but I constantly surprise people. I'm
okay at art (meant to be taking an early entrance art exam :D) and
okay at English, rubbish at maths and generally suckish at everything
else except ICT. And only then because I'm a fast learner. I love to
act - I'm a total drama queen. My idols in life are Russell Howard,
Noel Fielding, Jo Brand (Show some serious RESPECT to this woman.
She's Frickin' Awesome) and Stephen Fry.
I shall describe my personality to you. Occasionally Funny. Always
ready to laugh. Quiet. Shy. Surprising. Individual. Odd. Peculiar. But
Ask me a question?
Send me a letter?
Send me a message?
You're all totally stellar.