baby, could i be the rabbit in your hat?
id swing if youd hand me, hand me the bat.
im on the road of least resistance,
id rather give up, than give into this.
im a recovering addict,
i love coffee.
im happily married,
i have the most gorgeous nine year old step daughter.
i eat like its going out of style,
i look anorexic.
im deathly terrified of giraffes.
dont tell me im ugly, or that i look like a tranny,
i already know those things.
dont say im pretty,
i wont believe that lie.
send a message,
im pretty nice.(: