He's hott, right?
Yeah well back off.
He's MY HUBBY
, not yours!
He's the definition of amazing.
I married him because of his personality
and his pretty little pink bowl/hat.
(And 'cause I get free sex.)
In Tahiti my vajayjay will hurt like hell 'cause of the sex we'll have.
Apparently it'll make volcanoes instead of kids.
We collect condoms just incase ;D
(I only like the pink kind.)
He's special so no one else gets their own page 'cept him. :]
&& If the moon fell tonight we wouldn't have to worry 'cause this boy lights up the sky.
Tanner can't kiss for shit 'cause he's a brace-face, but we'll work it out somehow ;D
I'm the only one allowed to kiss him.
Not even his girlyfriend, if he ever gets one.
I Own him, so back off girls.
He has no room for a girlyfriend :D