Hello Darlings. It is me, Freddie Mercury. I am writing from Heaven.
The WiFi is great up here. I am a caring, shy and sensitive person. My
on-stage persona is just an act. My favourite song of mine is Somebody
To Love. I miss my old band mates Brian, Roger, and John. If you don't
know who I am, then go educate yourself. I had a degree in arts and
design, and I was lead singer and piano player for the fabulous band
Queen. I designed the logo! I also danced with the royal ballet. This
is what I used to look like when my time on Earth was nearly up:
With Heaven restoring my youth (And devilish good looks!) This is what
I look like now:
And this is me when I was back on Earth with my band:
I never thought I was made for Heaven. I was destined for Hell. The
bigger, the better, darling. In everything.
I was born in 1946 in Zanzibar. But my family had to move, so I was
sent to St Peter's English School in Panchgani, India. My family was
in England. I was chased by many a school master! Later on, I was in
my first band: The Hectics. After Boarding School, I went to Ealing
Art College. I formed another band, Ibex, and my first stage
appearance was in 1969, singing Led Zeppelin's "Communication
Breakdown". Then I was in Smile, where Brian and Roger where. I was
made lead singer, and John Deacon joined us later. I was going to name
us "King", but decided on Queen. With me on vocals and piano, Bri-Bri
on guitar, Rog on drums and Deaky on bass, we were unstoppable. I hate
being called Fred. When I was back on Earth, I knew a chap named
Michael Jackson. He's doing quite well now. And John Lennon, and
George Harrison. I serenade Heaven with my music. Michael says he
wishes he was back on Earth. He misses his fans. So do I. I miss my
Queenies. If there are any on Kupika, please don't hesitate to send me
a letter or message. In Art College, I met Mary. The love of my life.
Many people ask about my sexual orientation. I'll have you know I'm a
flamboyant bisexual. I just like men better than women. If you wanna
have a good time, just give me a call. Don't hesitate to send me a
message or letter!