The name's Rueben!
I'm... erm... fifteen, I think, I s'pose.
I'm emo, so, as my mates say, 'get over it, or get fucked'.
I've got black hair, and it's... it's... got red highlites!
I've got green eyes, but I wear hazel contact lenses.
I do have a girlfriend, Krissie, a.k.a, ZomgTisKrissie.
She's the most gorgeous, funny, caring thing to walk this planet we
She's thirteen, I'm fifteen.
Two year age gap.
And don't get on my case about it, I know it's a bit weird, but so
Anyway, back to the subject of me.
I'm pretty vain, and I spend ages doing my hair, and sometimes the
'rents get a bit annoyed!
I'm pretty emotional, and I do cry a lot, Krissie makes a wicked agony
aunt, xD, and because I'm emotional, I get called gay.
But I'm not.
I live in Cornwall, but not tellin' ya where, so hah!
I do skateboarding, and rollerblading, but I hate the water, so I
don't really surf or swim.
And besides, I'd mess up my hair, lol!
I don't really eat a lot, either.
I'm caring, no, really!
I'm sometimes depressed, but most of the time I'm pretty happy,
exspecially when I'm with Krissie.
I'm pretty random, and I'm pretty hyper, as well.
I do drink, Barcardi Breezers to be exact, but not like, every night,
just when I'm aat house parties, and I don't smoke, because I tried
one a while back, and believe me, they ain't nice.
I'm pretty thin, and I'm lanky, too, I'm 5'10.
I've lead, so far, a pretty normal life, with a little brother and a
mum and dad, and I love going to the emo shop in our town, which is
like the British equivalent of Hot Topic.
I usually buy skinny jeans, and I am totally addicted to Convereses,
or Chuck Taylors, and I think I have about... erm... too many to
I'm gonna admit now, I did cut myself, but that was when I was really
struggling, but now I don't, even though I could easily start doing it
again, even though I don't want to.
I see a councellour occasionally, but that's when I need to get a hell
of a lot off my chest.
I've got a nose peicing, well, had a nose peircing, but the school I
attend made me take it out, so it closed up.
I've got a peircing in my left... or right ear, I can't be bothered to
check, and I usually wear me favourite black one.
My favourite band ever are My Chemical Romance, they make the best
music ever, and I don't care what all you emo-haters think.
I also like bands like Fall Out Boy, too, they're wicked too!
Evanescence is really good, too, and Paramore seem to be growing on
I reckon the best looking girl ever, excluding Krissie, is Hayley
Williams, from Paramore!
Dude, Hayleys' hair pwns!
And I love her eyes.
I will reply.
If not, I'll eat my hat.
If I had one.