the name's daryan alex rodriguez. i'm sixteen
and i live in pennsylvania.
football, track & field, and lacrosse are my passions.
i'm a son of a bitch 99.9 percent of the time, but hey, the .1 percent
counts a lot.
people say i look like a twelve year old, but honestly, i'm sixteen,
i have this thing called hypopituitarism.
it stunts my growth, and please don't say any further about it.
honestly, there's really nothing to say about me.
i'm extremely dull.
i like junk food.