Okay, this is Raven_Ashe_Bieber. I decided to make a new account
because... well, I really don't know. I'm gonna repost all of my
here, of course. Well, the main reason I'm making a new account is
because people are messing with me about the whole 'Bieber' thing.
That's making me sick, okay? Cut me some slack!
My real name is Mary but please... call me Raven, because it's my
nickname. I love the bird AND
the football team (ha), and I'd really appreciate it if you called
Raven because I said so. Mary fits Jesus' mom, but I just don't like
it. You know?
I love music. I will listen to any kind of music as long as it
doesn't suck. Some of my favorites... Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Justin
Bieber, Owl City, and... TOM RUSSELL! This dude is totally unlike
others I've mentioned so far, but he's awesome. He's like a folk
singer dude who sings about Texas and Mexico and crap. And he has
this one song, Gallo Del Cielo, which is about cock fighting. Like,
roosters. I can play it on my guitar
I'm a Christian. I go to a Presbyterian church in a very small town.
I will worship anywhere, heh heh heh.
I'm prep/goth/athletic, if that makes any sense. I love black, like,
with everything, and I love goth music, but I also can't live
my phone or computer. I also run track and LOVE football n baseball
sometimes basketball. I'll always try a new sport!
I'm a huge gamer, though I may or may not look it. I like Star
Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Infinite Indiscovery, and other
My favorite movies? Transformers 2 and Harry Potter 6.
I love to sing. It's so fun!
I daydream about animated characters sometimes, especially Faize
Star Ocean 4.
I have a beagle named Maggie, and I wuv her very much
I'm single, yah, man, but I like a guy, so f*** off, perverts!
Anyway... I am a republican, all the way! Obama? Pulease. Huckabee!
Friend: OhEmGee, is that Robert Pattinson?
Friend: OhEmGee, is that Faize Sheifa Beleth?
Me: SAY WHO WHAT WHERE NOW?
Key to my weird phrases:
Sit down and get jiggy with it=something our teacher said that
jackson-in-the-box=a friend of mine
twister, whoo!=the guy my friend likes
baybay=something jackson-in-the-box said. ask me for the story
the closet of love and tranquility=basically...the makeout closet.
kelly's parents: happy birthday twins!
chris: a computer, and a car! thanks mom and dad.
kelly's dad: kelly, open your present.
kelly: (opens present) what the hall?
kelly's mom: well, what were you expecting? condams?
chris: nice present, kelly.
kelly: shut up, deck.
kelly: i'm gonna backslap you, shetbag!
kelly's mom: stop fighting. you two are twins. for goodness' sake.
don't you have the same thoughts?
*silence as only thoughts can be heard*
kelly: (stomps off)
kelly's dad: kelly. where are you going?
kelly's dad: kelly, what are you gonna do with your life?
kelly: i'm gonna get what i want!