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Just some random Omegle chats. I was bored, and so.. I made this random page. xD Will put more and so on. Please comment~ You: DO YOU SEE FAIRES? Stranger: Listen, unless you fuck dogs; we will not get along. Stranger: I SEE FAIRIES MOTHERFUCKER. Stranger: DEAD FAIRIES. Stranger: IN MY VAGINA. Stranger: NOTICE HOW IT SPARKLES? You: ...W-WHAT? You: M-MY FAIRES? D8 Stranger: I'M LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING VAMPIRE ON TWILIGHT. Stranger: Yes. Stranger: I used your fairies to masterbate with. You: W-WAIT, BLOODY HELL. ARE YOU AMERICA'S.. VAMPIRE GUY? You: D8 Stranger: NO, BITCH. Stranger: I'M WHAT KILLED THE VAMPIRE GUY. Stranger: I WAS THE BITCH DRIVING THE TAXI THAT RAN HIM OVER. You: OH... Stranger: THAT WAS MY FIRST ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT. You: THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW, I DIDN'T LIKE THAT VAMPIRE, EDWARD WHO EVER HIS NAME IS. DII Stranger: .... Stranger: You knew his name. Stranger: Oh my god. Stranger: You're one of them, aren't you? Stranger: YOU'RE A FUCKING TWIFAN. Stranger: OH MY GOD. You: BLOODY HELL. You: NO. Stranger: DON'T LIE TO ME. You: I BURN TIWLIGHT BOOKS You: D8< Stranger: I'LL STAB YOU IN THE THROAT WITH A DIAMOND DILDO. You: I HATE THEM You: ... Stranger: You better. You: I HATE THE BOOK AND THE GOD DARN MOVIE D8< Stranger: .... Stranger: You watched the movies and read all the books, didn't you? You: NO Stranger: DIDN'T YOU?! Stranger: HOW COULD YOU FUCKING BETRAY ME LIKE THIS! You: BLOODY HELL NO You: D8< I NEVER SEEEN ANY OF THE MOVIES Stranger: Liar. Stranger: LIAAARRRRR. You: NOR READ THE BOOKS You: I'M NOT LYING D8< Stranger: I'll rip your dick off with my bare hand, you whore. You: GENTLEMEN DON'T LIE D8< Stranger: You're not a gentleman. You: ..I am, then that idiot Alfred. >>; Stranger: >_> Stranger: Well then, you hath ruined my trolling you bastard. Stranger: I hope you're proud of yourself. You: fff I did nothing. DI Stranger: YES YOU DID. Stranger: YOU DID... EVERYTHING. Stranger: T_T Stranger: Goodbai. You: ...I-I am sorry. DI You: -gives a hug and scones- Stranger: xD Stranger: Peace homie. I was trying to act like England, but totally failed xD
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‹ㅑJïNxㅜㅇNㅕ› says:   18 July 2010   799918  
LOL myself off the chair.
Seriously, where do they find these ppl to do this crap!?!
its so funna!
EpicFiveMetersofAwesome says:   18 July 2010   809858  
It is that funny? xD
I love going on there, it's fun. =w=
I even found a Hetalia fan there once. 
It's just luck to find them is all I can say. 
‹ㅑJïNxㅜㅇNㅕ› says:   18 July 2010   844379  
I've only been on their twice, and all i could find where horny sasusages!
Dx wanting to video chat w/ me, and i only met one girl, and when i told her i was a
girl too, she left! i was like WTF was i just rejected by some horny biyatch. :P
but i like reading other pplz stories! its way fun! *o* 
EpicFiveMetersofAwesome says:   18 July 2010   200159  
I had those type of people too. Mostly, I met them a lot on there. OTL. 
Video chat? I think I wouldn't really try it, I don't have a cam yet, but still. I
would feel nervous or so.
Same for me too, I know some epic ones I read from others. xD 
‹ㅑJïNxㅜㅇNㅕ› says:   19 July 2010   850410  
Ugh. I think its so perverted when uys ask to video chat.
It always makes me think that on the other end i'ma see their junk all in the
I'd be nervous to, because i'd be so jealous if i saw an actual cute looking guy on
the other end, i'd spazz out and get all embarrassed, i'm - - pretty.. But not - -
pretty? :P
(I Description FAIL)
xD OTL? whats that? 
EpicFiveMetersofAwesome says:   19 July 2010   194890  
Same, I bet it is perverted. That's why I never want to do it.
True, I know how you feel. D: I bet you're pretty though.
(It wasn't fail one bit. :D)
What's what? xD 
‹ㅑJïNxㅜㅇNㅕ› says:   20 July 2010   411756  
^////^ thanks!
Its nice to be able to relate to someone :D

What does OTL stand for. O.o
(was that a Noob question?) 
EpicFiveMetersofAwesome says:   20 July 2010   267308  
You're welcome. ^^
Same. xD

I think 'OTL' means fail. I'm not quite sure if I'm right. It's something like that,
sorry for not knowing my self. D8
(It wasn't at all. xD) 
‹ㅑJïNxㅜㅇNㅕ› says:   20 July 2010   608211  
btw sorry for totally spamming your page x3

Can i add you =]
mi amiga. 
EpicFiveMetersofAwesome says:   20 July 2010   481353  
No, it's fine. xD
I don't mind.

Sure, why not. :D 
‹ㅑJïNxㅜㅇNㅕ› says:   20 July 2010   906569  
cool, i'll message u ^^o@EpicFiveMetersofAwesome 
EpicFiveMetersofAwesome says :   20 July 2010   761447  
Alright then. ^^ 
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