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Top Ten Reasons to Make Gay Marriage Illegal

Top Ten Reasons to Make Gay Marriage Illegal

01 ) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air

02 ) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03 ) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets
because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04 ) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this
great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05 ) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney
Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06 ) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people
shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

07 ) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08 ) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the
entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

09 ) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly
forbid single parents to raise children.

10 ) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we
haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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  ‹Mentality› — Page created: 23 April 2010
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‹Mentality› says:   23 April 2010   260965  
This is not by me, by the way. It's a joke that circulated through the Internet a
while back.
lunasan says:   23 April 2010   985109  
Half wish this was facebook.
I want to like this.
‹hypnohsis› says:   24 April 2010   692620  
Yeah.I know this is a joke.I've seen it before.Annoyed the craap out of me.
Medication says:   24 April 2010   734090  
I actually love this. (:
Kirti says:   25 April 2010   891288  
That's the thing my sisters' friend Val wrote! It's based off of a conservitive
chain letter. She used a tablet to handwrite the logical parts and uploaded it to
deviantart. (Has it really gotten that far? O.o)
‹Prosperity› says:   28 May 2010   288223  
shadows says:   29 May 2010   846250  
What is wrong matt? Never seen such a thing before?
‹♥ CheaterCheaterBestFriendEater ♥› says :   11 August 2010   831746  
Hahaahaaa suck it, it's legal
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