> Have crush on girl from church.
> She seems pretty religious, whatever jpg.
> I ask if we can hang out sometime, she agrees.
> After hanging out on a few different occasions I ask her out.
> She tells me "I'm not ready for a relationship. And we should both
spend more time getting closer to God."
> I fall for her excuse and get friendzoned.
> Two weeks later she is going out with my friend, gives him a
> Shortly thereafter they breakup and she offers another one of my
> All the while at church she still acts like Motherfucking Teresa and
gets offending whenever anyone talks about sex, cusses, or tells a
Not only was this the final nail in the coffin for women in my mind,
but it also just showed that church chicks are no different than the
sluts everywhere el