WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS.....

When life gives you lemons....Throw them at people and hope you get them in the eye.
When life gives you lemons....Bake lemon flavoured cupcakes x]
When life gives you lemons....Hollow them out and make little hats.
When life gives you lemons....Plant them and grow a lemon tree.
When life gives you lemons....Build a house out of the skins.
When life gives you lemons....Sell them on E'Bay.
When life gives you lemons....make lemonade.
When life gives you lemons....PUT LOTSA SUGAR ON THEM!!!!
When life gives you lemons....Smile,it might never happen.
When life gives you lemons....Make a battery out of them.
When life gives you lemons....Throw them back and demand cookies.
When life gives you lemons....Put them in your bra and make your boobs bigger.
When life gives you lemons....JUST GODDAMN EAT YOUR FRICKIN LEMONS!!!
When life gives you lemons....Make grape juice, then watch while people wonder how the f**k 
you did it - Frizzette
When life gives you lemons...Scare the devil with them - darkdreams 
When life gives you lemons...paint them red and give them to your friend and say its an apple and watch they're face
when they bite them - ashleeredger1 
When life gives you lemons....throw them at the people you hate [Hopefully you don't
get caught.]. - Yuna1313
When life gives you lemons.... You make lemonade! - Paineff
When life gives you lemons.... Find a lobster to squeze it on.
When life gives you lemons.... Highlight your hair.
When life gives you lemons.... Juice them over the hot dogs at a party.
When life gives you lemons.... Use the juice to turn yourself invisible then chuck the husks at your enemies as they
scurry and are in shock. - Kirti
When life gives you lemons.... Throw them at people's houses instead of eggs! - Babyspice10123
When life gives you lemons....  Squirt them in life's eye! - Cat_eyed_girl.
When life gives you lemons....cut them in half and rub 'em in life's eyes. Goddammit life, just leave me alone! -
Kirti's sister.
When life gives you lemons....make pie - Darkdreams.
When life gives you lemons...say thank you - Cat_eyed_girl
When life gives you lemons...throw them back and demand lemon flavored cupcakes - babycake599
When life gives you lemons....make invisibe ink!
When life gives you lemons....be a blonde and lick them so you get a screwed up face.
When life gives you lemons....give them to the poor and hungry in Indonesia.They need them more.
When life gives you lemons.....paint faces on them and play dress up with them.
When life gives you lemons.....show them to your imaginary friend 
When life gives you lemons.....name them - Ashleeredger1 
When life gives you lemons.....make orange juice, leave the wold pondering their thoughts - Falloutrocker
When life gives you lemons.....alter their DNA and make Super-lemons!
When life gives you lemons.....put them in your collection of rotting fruits.
When life gives you lemons.....Squeeze them in your soup. - Blindwonder
When life gives you lemons.....Tranfer them into www.runescape.com and attack someone
so that whenever your hurt badly you just eat a lemon, so that you win, take that
persons bones and use the bones to bananas spell so that now even though Life gave
you lemons Virtual Life has given you bananas!!!
When life gives you lemons.....play pass the parcel (hot potato)
When life gives you lemons.....stare at it until it explodes.
When life gives you lemons.....give it to someone you don't like so the enamel on their teeth is softend and they get
cavities.
When life gives you lemons.....leave them on the front steps until life gets discouraged and gives them to someone
else.
When life gives you lemons.....juggle them.
When life gives you lemons..... find an alchoholic whos about to have some white wine
and squeez all your lemons into it. then throw a party in honour of the fact that
lemons saved that guys kidney, since he was afraid to drink any more after that.
When life gives you lemons.....rub the juice over bits of your homework that you
havn't finished, also rip those bits off and crumple it a bit so that when you tell
your teacher "my dog ate my homework" you can show him home that looks like it
was done, before a dog began to eat it. - Kirti
When life gives you lemons.....SHOVE EM UP UR ARSE AND LEAVE ME TO PLOT MY
WORLD DOMINATION! MUHAHA! - Falloutrocker
When life gives you lemons......you shove them into people's faces - Ashe13
When life gives you lemons....squeeze the juice into a spray bottle to use if you've ran out of pepper spray. - XrinziX

When Life Gives You Lemons... Wrap Em Up For Christmas. - Such_a_luffli_Gal 
When life gives you lemons.... leave them to rot and get mouldy.
When life gives you lemons.... play fetch with your dog.
When life gives you lemons.... squeeze them between the legs of homo-phobics, so it
drips yellow. If anyone asks you if they wet themselves tell them the truth, "It sure
looks like it."
When life gives you lemons.... give them to Dobby. That little elf will love anything
you give him.
When life gives you lemons.... squeeze it near a public toilet to scare people away.
When life gives you lemons.... tell him that you birthday was three weeks ago, and
you can't be bought out with citrus.
When life gives you lemons.... give life a lime.
When life gives you lemons.... take a picture of yourself after licking them, and
become a poster child for a sour candy -  Kirti 
When life gives you lemons.... Take them to the mosh pit
When life gives you lemons.... tell the cops the lemons
tryed to eat you - Darkdreams
When life gives you lemons.... run away screaming because you just proved the most
unimaginable theory that life actually cares.
When life gives you lemons.... run away screaming since you dont know what to do with
them anyway.
When life gives you lemons.... draw mustaches on them and make sombraros, then use
them as a distraction so you can cross the border without getting caught.
When life gives you lemons....squeeze them and put them in a fish bowl with a living
fish in it and see what happens - ilikeydepoopey
when life gives you lemons.... tell everyone you are the lemon
queen.
when life gives you lemons.... tell the cops lemons are all we
need to fight crime. - Darkdreams
When life gives you lemons.....squeeze the juice out and give them to BOB - penelo 
When life gives you lemons.....cut them open and squeeze them into people's eye until
they cry. - Misako_chan 
When life gives you lemons.....start a lemonstand!
When life gives you lemons.....you give it as a gift! - Ashe13
When life gives you lemons..... make a name for them - Darkdreams
When life gives you lemons..... run and out to the dollar store and buy all the lemon heads - Darkdreams
When life gives you lemons..... tell life that just 'cause it doesn't want them doesn't mean it can push them off on
some other sucker.
When life gives you lemons.... use it as an alternate energy source
When life gives you lemons... start a new religion called The Disaphals of Life's Own
Lemon, declare that day a holiday, and have your friends dance in a cirlcle around
the lemons.
When life gives you lemons... determain a lemons fat content. then when one of your
friends goes on a pointless and insane diet tell them it has half the fat and sugar
it really does so they'll eat something.
When life gives you lemons... draw the answers to test on your hand so you can lick
your hand and know the answers.
When life gives you lemons... start a Kupi-Page about it. (now who would go on
something like that?) - Kirti
When life gives you lemons.... leave negative feedback on their ebay page. - Lyncheh 
when life gives you lemons... make a lemon cake and do a Honey-Chan impersonation
for life. "want some ca-ake? I gots a swa-berry one and a choc-let one and lots
more!"
When life gives you lemons... give life leeks and say "fine take these. I tried
giving them to Kyo  kun but he said he doesn't like leeks. or onions. and "miso's
FINE as long as it soup, WHER IT BELONGS!" he's so picky.... 
When life gives you lemons... tell him "no in school merchandising" and send him to
the princible. - Kirti
When life gives you lemons...  throw them at your neighbors! - caitlon_1234 
When life gives you lemons... Say: asked for your meaning! but nooo, I don't get the Meaning of Life, I get a Lemon. -
Kirti
 When life gives you lemons . . . make them into a Hocruxe ( from Harry Potter )
When life gives you lemons . . . put them onto some fish
When life gives you lemons . . . make lemon bars
When life gives you lemons . . . paint a masterpiece of them
When life gives you lemons . . . plant the seeds ^-^
When life gives you lemons . . . Tell life " Oh, NO YOU DIINT!
When life gives you lemons . . . tell them your secrets. they can't blab. - ashleeredger1
When life gives you lemons . . . put lemon blossoms on the grave of Reverend Dr. Martin
Luther King Jr. because he was amazing.
When life gives you lemons .... strike up a conversation. 'you know I've always said
that, even though he was great, his name is just far to long. Reverend Dr.
Martin Luther King Jr. Can't he do the same thing with the name Tim??" - Kirti
When life gives you lemons . . . Squirt them at Brandons face! - TearzAndAFakeSmile
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for the Jonas Brothers. >:| - ashley14567 
When life gives you lemons, ask WHY THE HECK LIFE IS GIVING EVERYONE SO MANY FRIGGIN
LEMONS!? [why not apples...?] - cutie_kat
When life gives you lemons....throw them at a homeless person and hope they don't know who did it - dghgddj
When Life Gives You Lemons, throw them at life and demand he give you cookies, or
else you will boycott. - macmass95
when life gives you lemons... say "the dark side has cookies, Death has free health
and dental insurance and Life has lemons. This is no way to get new workers."
when life gives you lemons... learn the word lemon in every language known to man.
when life gives you lemons... Tell your friends "I know we've been dating a while,
but he acts like we're just FRIENDS. anyone can give me lemons. My dream guy would
bring llamas."
when life gives you lemons... demand a llama farm.
when life gives you lemons... balance one on your nose.
when life gives you lemons... play soccer (why can't USA call it foot ball?) with
it.
when life gives you lemons... sit in the back of your school bus and send it rolling
up the asile. - Kirti
when life gives you lemons.................stick them down your enemies pants
when life gives you lemons..................demand Panic at the Disco
when life gives you lemons...................stick them in ur teachers eyes 
whe life gives you lemons.........................make a car out of them and run over
your teacher
when life gives you lemons....................... throw them at someone and blame it
on ur enemy 
When life gives you lemons.................. throw them back and demand chocolate!!! - chibi_eta
When life gives you lemons...Regift them.
When life gives you lemons...Scream joyously, "YES! JUST WHAT I WANTED!!!"
When life gives you lemons...Give them to a hobo.
When life gives you lemons...Plant them and grow an apple tree.
When life gives you lemons...Flush them down the toilet.
When life gives you lemons...Dress up as a giant lemon and hand them out to kids on Halloween.
When life gives you lemons...Go bowling with them.
When life gives you lemons...Feed them to a cow and see if she makes lemon milk. xD - saralyn247 
When life gives you lemons...throw them back and yell I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS-ACloveJoBros
When Life gives you lemons... throw 'em back and say How is this suppose to help me
with my life problems!
When life gives you lemons....Poison the lemonade!
When life gives you lemons....eat an orange to make the lemon jealous!
When life gives you lemons....say" EAT IT" and rub it in somone's face!
When life gives you lemons....donate it to homeless monkeys!
when life gives you lemons..............  CRY  ;-; Why lemons... *sniff*  -  Hypahalien
When life gives you lemons thank god and draw a face on the lemon and call him
mr.soury yellow man! now u have a new friend! 
When life gives you lemons.... dance with them! woot! woot! 
When life gives you lemons.... put mini wizard hats on them and bow down to the new
DUMBELDORE! 
When life gives you lemons.... laugh like this....MUAHAHA then run around in a patch
of flowers singing the ROB&BIG theme song!(while you and your magical lemon friends
wear banana suits. 
When life gives you lemons.... get maracas and sing... PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! with
them while people escape from Cuba on little sail boats - Lauren1  
When life gives you lemons... say "this behavoir is unexceptable. You cannot
continue putting hidden cameras in lemons and handing them to hot girls."
When life gives you lemons... cough on it when you have a cold and give it to your
enermies.
When life gives you lemons... give it to mean preps with cards signed "From Life
(sorta)."
When life gives you lemons... wonder what a penguin would do if you replaced it's egg
with a lemon...
When life gives you lemons... staple it to something. you know you want to.
When life gives you lemons... throw it at a goose.
When life gives you lemons... carve it into a person.
When life gives you lemons... give to you teacher and tell her that apples are old
school.
When life gives you lemons... start qouting fatasy on it. "children, chlidren, why do
you follow me?" "If looks were arrows, you'd be a danmed pinn cushin!" "one person
can't feel all that. they'd explode." "Garrow was my father. You know it's true." and
my favorite, a Granny Weatherwax (from Terry Pratchets Discworld) "." 
When life gives you lemons...  have one theme of a doll contest be "add a lemon!"
When life gives you lemons...  stare at Life with an eyebrow raised and say "." - Kirti
 When life gives you lemons.... Bomb the sun and put againt lemon up there!
When life give you lemons.... Watch them explode in your face.
When life gives you lemons.... laugh at your friend who didnt get one! HA HA! >=]
When life hands you lemons.... scream and hit the guy who gave you one. 
When a stranger walks up and hands you a lemon... Throw it back and yell IM NOT
STUPID I KNOW WHAT UR DOING (you think there is a hiding camera in there But there
isnt!) Bwhaha says the stranger! - Hypahalien
When life gives you lemons........ ask for a refund - Samsnape
when life gives you lemons... balance them on your nose.
when life gives you lemons... use the juice to put out fires.
when life gives you lemons... have a costumized laptop made with a image of a lemon
on it.
when life gives you lemons... put them on a trampaline and bounce them when you jump. - Kirti
When life gives you lemons... Say, Hey, I like lemons, What else ya got? - Unwritten
When life gives you lemons... Give Them A Big Hug And Say "Everything's Gonna Be Okay!"
XD - LittleMissRandomness
when life gives you lemons..............wait 'till halloween and make a Jack-o-lemon - wolfiewheeee
When life gives you lemons........... cut them in half and put them on ur enemy's eyes - nusicca